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pocket aces
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« on: September 21, 2017, 09:28:43 AM »

This is worth the read  cooldude
1993 Honda PC800 Pacific Coast - $3000 (NE Austin)

https://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/6269215457.html
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« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2017, 09:34:44 AM »

 cooldude
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f6john
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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2017, 09:35:37 AM »

It just occurred to me that although I have been aware of this model bike since it came out I don't know what type of engine it has (twin, inline four, v four?).

The ad was a hoot to read.
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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2017, 09:43:04 AM »

It just occurred to me that although I have been aware of this model bike since it came out I don't know what type of engine it has (twin, inline four, v four?).

The ad was a hoot to read.

V twin and once up to speed will hang with the big dogs with the right rider on board.
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« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2017, 09:43:53 AM »

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_Pacific_Coast
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2017, 10:47:38 AM »

 cooldude 2funny

I buy it if I had a use for it.

The only problem with this would be you'd actually have to spend time talking with this guy, maybe for two weeks.

you can "probably" fit about 14 pounds of weed in the trunk.

the millennials today are lazy pieces of crap and do nothing but cause a drain on the economy, always whining for things like basic healthcare and salaries that will allow them to one day possibly move out of an apartment and into a glorified crackhouse"

wired up a handful of pigtails to run a GPS or charger for your wife's Hitachi magic wand.

I don't trust lawyers and neither should you.

From what I can remember, this bike has been ridden inside of at least two houses, one bar, and one gas station.

I'll personally buy you a dinner for up to $100. Or we can just go to the strip club and blow it there. I'm down for both options.

Buy this bike, change your life.




 
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Art708
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« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2017, 11:08:56 AM »

  Not sure but I think it is an 800cc V-twin.
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« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2017, 04:47:47 PM »

I was at work and couldn't stop laughing while reading it...
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oldsmokey
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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2017, 04:49:52 PM »

I have to go back and finish reading later, couldn't do it in one sitting. Too funny. 2funny
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Danny McMillin
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« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2017, 06:40:25 PM »

Had to read it twice, just to be sure I took it all in! Made me want to own it, or ride it anyway!!!
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Firefighter
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« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2017, 07:10:58 PM »

Hell,, it's probably not even his!
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DirtyDan
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« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2017, 03:23:33 PM »

Funny.......

14 pounds........sheesh (hash ?)

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« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2017, 08:27:08 AM »

Saw this the other night when surfing around... Grin

The ad miles and listing in the text don't match; as well as the price in the title and the ad;  but other than that... 2funny



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