Two brothers

[RonBou]

Two brothers, 6 and 8 were discussing whether the words "hell" and "ass" were cuss words. They both agreed that they were in the Bible and they didn't believe they were bad words. Let's try it out on mom.

The 8 year old went in the kitchen, his mom asked, "What would you like for breakfast dear, some waffles or bacon and eggs?"

He said: "To hell with that, give me some cheerios." She smacked him across the face.

The 6 year old witnessed this and slowly entered the kitchen. His mom in a stern angry voice said, "And what do you want?"

He said, "You can bet your ass I'm not asking for cheerios."