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DDT (12)
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Winter Springs, FL - Occasionally...


« on: November 09, 2017, 04:50:07 AM »

I awoke that fine morning, and the whole world just seemed brighter and much nicer than it had even the day before. Yep, I was in a very good mood, indeed. I'd even been able to face the in-room coffee pot and produce some necessary cardiac kick-starter fluid without any reservations or serious concerns.
 
Nope, after reading the reply from Jess to a previous post, the one where he had explained his alternative uses for his military canteen... well, anything Gig might have done now just seemed incidental and inconsequential... Perspective counts for so much, sometimes... Thanks for sharing that distasteful but very useful and timely information with us, Jess.
 
I had a new-found bounce in my step, and I even caught myself humming a tune! WOW! Lowering one's pooperosity level before departure can sure produce a joyous expectation of nastiness being avoided and of smooth, relaxed riding ahead... I'd had a wonderful night's sleep, too, partly, I'm sure, because of no TV viewing before turning in. It also helped that the bed was unusually comfortable and the pillow just right!
 
I'd also just left a great meet-up with good friends in an altogether perfect setting, and more of the same lay just ahead in another week. I hate to admit it, but now having a course set and a plan in place were adding to the excitement and yielding clarity of route and direction... and of things to come. Dang! Had I returned to the Twilight Zone? 
 
I wasn't giddy or anything, but I was feeling more than a bit frisky... and, I was more than ready to color outside the lines a bit! I chose to ride US HWY 90 instead of I-10, just because I could, and because I knew it would be far more pleasant... it did not disappoint!
 
By and by, I stopped for some breakfast, and I did do things a little bit differently... borderline kinky for this traditionalist, actually. Nothing drastic or outrageous like French Toast or anything, but sausage instead of bacon, and I also mixed my grits and eggs together instead of eating them separately... Yes sir, a very special mood, indeed!
 

 
The following day I would make up for previous lost opportunities… I would go to the place where folks like T-man403 hold a special reverence… And, a place where the proceeds of production can cause rectums to become flame-throwers… I wondered if open flames would even be permitted out there?
 
Avery Island, the home of the McIlhenny CO., and the site where Tabasco Sauce, the legendary spice for millions of satisfied customers with cauterized taste buds, is made. Not a pilgrimage by any means… heck I don’t normally even use the stuff myself, but… Still, it is an icon of sorts, and by simply making the trek out there, I’d be obtaining lifetime bragging rights… Ain’t I sumthin’?
 
In time I jumped back on I-10 in order to put Mobile in ALI’s mirrors and to log some miles… to continue shrinking the gap, and thereby to make the next day a shorter one… Soon enough it was time to hunker down again, though, so I did that very thing. Yes, it had warmed during the course of the day, but unlike so many other times, I hadn’t waited longer than necessary before dressing-down… and that had made a huge difference!
 
Only one thing had produced any negativity at all the entire day… I had succumbed to temptation and checked the weather report that morning before departure. I couldn’t help myself… I had turned the TV on, because I just had to know if Jim Cantore was anywhere around or headed my way. He wasn’t, mercifully, but there was a report of rain shower possibilities north of us, and those were expected to be moving east… Both directions I was ‘planning’ to ride over the next several days…
 
I did not let that dampen my general euphoria, though, and this day had turned out to be one truly worthy of honorable mention in my ‘Dear Diary Notable Events’ journal.
 
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« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2017, 05:18:14 AM »

Are you coming to the hood and riding down with the cool kids tomorrow ? 

I read them all and always get a smile. Thanks for taking the time  cooldude
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I've seen alot of people that thought they were cool , but then again Lord I've seen alot of fools.
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« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2017, 05:30:57 AM »

"Can cause rectums to become flame throwers"   Shocked  2funny
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« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2017, 05:38:14 AM »

Did ya get any buffalo sauce  ?

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DDT (12)
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« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2017, 05:52:07 AM »

Are you coming to the hood and riding down with the cool kids tomorrow ?  

I read them all and always get a smile. Thanks for taking the time  cooldude



Joe,

That's the plan. I confirmed with Gordon just a few minutes ago, so I'll be headed your way shortly! By inference, your question indicates you're going to be able to make the event yourself! Great, as it would be a different outing without you!!!

Also, I infer Dossie must be doing well, because you're leaving... either that, or you've managed to piss her off to the point she wants you to leave...  lol  Either way, I'm riding down to Clinton today... and timing my arrival for when no moisture is descending from the heavens! See ya for a cool one or ten tonight...

As for your other comment... Thanks, my good hillbilly friend! I smile often just reminiscing about some your exploits and adventures... Your postings of ride reports are always a hit, and I'm glad to be sharing with such a celebrity rider!

DDT



"Can cause rectums to become flame throwers"   Shocked  2funny




Rob,

Yeah! I don't actually know if that is universal in scope, but as for my own personal experience... Well, let's just say I was humbled by 'Thunder Chili' back in the day, and since then I have been reluctant to venture very far down the path of spicy, particularly HOT, sauces and additives... or foods generally...   Undecided  Well, there was that one other time... I tried some truly hot stuff at a BBQ place in Delightful Deland, FL, and the name of it was 'Unusually Cruel'... need I say more?

DDT



Did ya get any buffalo sauce  ?

Dan



Dan,

No, I didn't... I appreciate the recommendation, but... well... I fear for the condition of my innards, and I dread having any gastrointestinal issues like the sort I've witnessed in others... Perhaps this wouldn't produce any issues at all, but... well... I reckon I'm just a big ol' chicken these days! Plus, I've already learned I'm a bit fragile 'down there' anyway... I appreciate you're reading my stories and commenting! You've got some pretty sensational yarns to spin, too... Looking forward to hearing more of them...

DDT
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« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2017, 06:15:55 AM »

My pleasure Bruce

A mans got to know his limitations  Smiley

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« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2017, 09:53:22 AM »

Did you make it to Avery Island?  The air is full of the smell of the brewing process and will clear your sinuses!
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« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2017, 11:56:44 AM »




I-10... that's the one with the ten or twenty mile
long causeway through the bayou... the shrubs you
see to the side are actually the tops of trees! I remember
liking that hiway, and I remember particularly not liking
getting onto it at Baton Rouge...

-Mike "what a snarled mess..."
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« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2017, 01:12:45 PM »

My pleasure Bruce

A mans got to know his limitations  Smiley

Dan




Dan,

Yep, and I have more than a few! See ya down the road...

DDT




Did you make it to Avery Island?  The air is full of the smell of the brewing process and will clear your sinuses!




Yep, I did indeed... more about that in my next story... and, yes, sinuses all clear now!!! Y'all still shooting for the Blue Bonnets & Bacon Ride? That right there does sound downright interesting!

DDT







I-10... that's the one with the ten or twenty mile
long causeway through the bayou... the shrubs you
see to the side are actually the tops of trees! I remember
liking that hiway, and I remember particularly not liking
getting onto it at Baton Rouge...

-Mike "what a snarled mess..."




Mike,

Yep, I've ridden across that so many times I've lost count years ago! It is interesting, though... Strider had a ride for us one year, and we went to some Marina someplace, and from there we took a boat ride up the Atchafalaya River and had a look at the underside of that 17.5 mile long causeway! Saw some gators too... 'Choot 'em' could be heard being shouted loud and clear...

DDT
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« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2017, 01:32:12 PM »

Keep um comin Mr. Bug Killer.  Enjoy your twist on whatever gets thrown your way.

For Mike. 
Back in 2006 we were on our way back from the Inzane in Frisco on I-10 headed East.  I was in fear of losing the 5th wheel out of the back of the truck on some of those junctions where the road meets the bridges.  Terrible it was.  I even emailed the DOT in La.  They said yes they knew there was some areas where some work was needed and assured me that it would be taken care of soon.  I haven't been back on that section since then but rumor has it from another camper friend that it has not been resolved.
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« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2017, 06:13:32 PM »

Atchafalaya swamp freeway. Had an 18 wheeler cross that thing both ways a number of times over the years. OLD hands Know to use the seat belt to stay with the truck. New hands WILL eventually become old hands. A S F ain't That rough. Roll an 18 wheeler on into NOLA. RIDE SAFE.
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