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Sometimes ya just gotta go...
Winter Springs, FL - Occasionally...
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« on: November 18, 2017, 10:49:34 AM » |
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Big ol’ grin on my face, fairly smooth roads for the most part, light traffic, great weather, albeit a bit brisk, and Gerbings set on ‘Max’… Hard to top that for a fabulous day out yonder cruising around. In fact, I wouldn't even know where to begin to top it.
Nope, I do not miss my former life in the least!!! It took a lot of work, sacrifice, and a bit of heartache, but also a lot of good fortune, and kindness from others to make all this possible. As far as this happy camper is concerned, it has all been well worth it!!! We made the turn onto US HWY 60 and later crossed the ‘Big Muddy’, then traveled a very short distance away through less than a mile of Illinois, and crossed the Ohio River. I’d noticed while studying the map, a couple of alternative routes from there to Paducah, KY, so I took one I didn't recall ever having been ridden by us… Although it appeared to be a slightly shorter route, the mere fact we hadn’t tried it before made that the clear choice! We then rode US HWY 68 all the way through Bowling Green, then we continued eastward on that same road… I’d started looking for a motel in Bowling Green, as by then it was rapidly nearing dusk, but I didn’t see one… at least one I wanted to stay in… Either too pricy looking, or no park-at-the-door rooms, or… not appealing at all. I was holding out for just the right place, but… it was never spotted! We continued on, and the road became more like a rather narrow, country road instead of the major highway it had been. Ordinarily this would have been a very pleasing development, but that late in the day, it seemed to no longer hold any lodging opportunities, and fuel availability could even become an issue… I thought about backtracking, but… nah… I hate doing that if it can be avoided… I just rolled the dice and ventured on… Many times, I later thought I just may have made the wrong choice! I’d figured originally we’d be stopping in Glasgow, KY, and that proved the case. I had not figured on arriving after dark, however… I followed the signs along the highway until it became apparent I was on some sort of bypass, and no motels were to be found out there… I made a turn onto some road that appeared it would take me into the downtown area… Soon enough I found a place to stop… It was much colder than it had been before dark, I had to ‘potty’ something fierce, and no public facilities had been noticed… A motel, any motel, would do, I thought to myself… and there one was… “How bad can this be?”, I wondered to myself… It didn’t look too bad from the outside, and who knows, this may be the only one in town! I needed to either roll the dice and ride on with great haste in hopes of finding something more suitable, or take the gamble and choose this one… My bladder was clearly warning me to 'choose wisely, grasshopper!' I stopped! I felt a twinge of apprehension as the guy was running my credit card, and I was reading the sign, ‘No Refunds’… never a good sign! Should I look at the room first? Could I restrain my 'burden' long enough to avoid an involuntary discharge if I didn’t want the room? I erred on the side of the shortest interval until relief. A tough spot to be in, for sure, but there I was… Smiling at long last as the pressure build-up in my lower abdomen was easing, but soon enough feeling another twinge of apprehension when the commode wouldn’t flush! This was on top of the fact, I was not impressed with the room at all! I would not normally have stayed in such a place, but… exigencies and 'urgency' can put us in uncomfortable positions sometimes, and force us to make calls we wouldn’t otherwise make… I waited patiently as the motel guy and another guest worked to make the commode work properly… no joy, so by and by he moved me to another room… No better in appearance, but the commode did work (I checked that out first thing!). No, in this room, the heater didn’t work… WHAT! On a night like this?!!! The motel guy then produced a portable heater and assured me it would ‘drive me out’ if left on high… I left it on high all that night, but never found it uncomfortable, although it did keep me just warm enough throughout my stay. The sheets were clean, though, or I would have just ridden on and chalked-up the price of that room as a very expensive bathroom visit… No bugs either, that I ever saw anyway, so it really wasn’t so bad, as it was just a less than desirable stay in a more than undesirable motel room … ” Oh well, it’ll all be just a bad memory tomorrow morning…,” I tried to console myself… And, at least I hadn't had to ride with wet pants on or risk an awkward LEO encounter! Well, that became the reality! I was back on the road bright and early, by any standards! No incentive to hang around, and I was somewhat motivated to hasten the arrival of the memory phase of this not-so-great experience. Looking back on bad experiences is always better than living through them! There was a hold-over discovery, however, that prolonged the 'experience' a bit… and reignited the second-guessing... Two blocks down the road, and half a block up another street was a much nicer motel with park-at-the-door rooms! I don’t know if I’d have even seen it the night before in my haste to find an alternative… really soon! Could be that I’d have missed it anyway, but who knows… It was now time to move on and get over it… Around 10:30am, I decided it was time for some grits and eggs… and some bacon too, of course! I found such a place offering all that right across the street from where we’d stopped for a recharge to ALI's combustible power fluid supply… ALI does get a bit thirsty when we’re barreling down a modestly challenging road… when everything is perfect, and we’re taking some liberties with posted limits of various sorts… in the groove... you know exactly what I mean! OK, I had missed a turn first thing that morning getting out of town and putting some time and distance between us and the experiences of the night before… Anxious more than truly distracted, but not completely focused on navigation either. We'd wound up on a state road going more or less in the right direction, though, but not exactly… I figured I’d just apply the knowledge that odd numbered roads ran north and south, even numbered east and west, so… I’d just avoid having to turn around and backtrack, I rationalized, and instead look for an eastward bound, even numbered road to correct for my boo-boo…and that we did. I’m seriously thinking about riding down to Louisiana and claiming that ‘free’ GPS offered the other day in another post thread! (Thanks, Gary!!!) Anyway, by the time those grits and things were placed in front of me, I had indeed already accomplished the correction, and we were back on course… We rode the rest of the way to Clinton, TN, and a good day on the road was concluded… Something that grand deserves to be appropriately commemorated, of course, and that was done in fitting fashion… The ‘cool kids’ met for Mexican food and cold cervezas… even Cindy Mae May came out... and a good time was had by all… DDT
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