WOOF! WOOF! Same thing happened to me once... You should have seen me chasing cars, and you wouldn't believe what I did to a fire hydrant... but when I jumped in that lady's lap...! Oh my!!! Well, I'm living in fear now that she is going to come forward and keep me from ever showing my face in public again...
DDT

Just what kind of harassment is jumping in a lady's lap? Maybe she liked it? Did you ask?