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What's In A Name?

Started by G-Man, Wed 28, Oct 2009, 12:49:35

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G-Man

How would you pronounce this child's name?

"Le-a"

1st day of school and the teacher is taking attendance
"Leah?"  Nope
"Lee - A?"  Nope
"Lei?"  Still nope

This child attends a school in Detroit and complained to her mother that the teacher keeps mis-pronouncing her name.  Irate, the mother confronts the teacher and exclaims that her child's name is pronounced "Ledashsa".  She continued "The dash don't be silent".

So teachers, if something comes across your desk like this, please remember to pronounce the dash.  If asked why, tell them "I axed, and the dash don't be silent".

Oss

why am I laughing?

you been riding to work and enjoying the colors Gary or just sitting at the end of the rainbow cruising youtube?

Tomorrow looks like a great day to ride
If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
George Harrison

When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra   (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)

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Chrisj CMA

I think I would have walked that Mom out to front of the building where the name of the SCHOOL was and told her, Ma'am, see that sign, this is a school, we dont teach kids to pronounce punctuation marks here.

X Ring

I heard that a couple of years ago except the school was in Louisiana.  It fits with what happened at the local hospital's maternity ward.  A new mother was brought her baby girl and saw the ankle band.  She supposedly said, You done named my baby, Femallee!!" 
People are more passionately opposed to wearing fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than bikers.           

G-Man

Quote from: Oss on Wed 28, Oct 2009, 13:09:23
why am I laughing?

you been riding to work and enjoying the colors Gary or just sitting at the end of the rainbow cruising youtube?

Tomorrow looks like a great day to ride

I think there is a 1 inch layer of dust on her, bro.  Been an awful season of riding for me.  Too much rain, or too much babysitting.....Cheryl is a workaholic.

G-Man


Oss

I think she needs to start talking to Chrome's wife so that she figures she should buy you another Valk for christmas this year.

Gotta to something with all those nurse of the year bonuses

Go Yankees
If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
George Harrison

When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra   (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)

SlowRoad

Heard a story once about a first grade teacher who asked the child how to pronounce his name. It was spelled Shithead.   Pronounced Shi-theed.  :roll:

junior

well its no joke i have a name that every high school english teacher mispronounced............ :tickedoff:

sugerbear

and as a student x-ray tech, i x-rayed a little girl named "female" pronounced femallee.  sad but true
i've also had several (male and female) named "precious".

but my favorite was "candy schlitt", a very nice girl about 24 yrs old and not married(maiden name).



fiddle mike

Quote from: G-Man on Wed 28, Oct 2009, 12:49:35
How would you pronounce this child's name?

"Le-a"

"The dash don't be silent".

.
That be pronounce "Lehyphona", or it mispell? "Dash" spell,   " _ "

Black Pearl's Captain

Quote from: sugerbear on Thu 29, Oct 2009, 18:01:14
and as a student x-ray tech, i x-rayed a little girl named "female" pronounced femallee.  sad but true
i've also had several (male and female) named "precious".

but my favorite was "candy schlitt", a very nice girl about 24 yrs old and not married(maiden name).

Wasn't she at the last Kentucky Inzane???

Raymond

Rocketman

Quote from: junior on Wed 28, Oct 2009, 16:34:32
well its no joke i have a name that every high school english teacher mispronounced............ :tickedoff:
They couldn't pronounce "junior"?

fiddle mike

Quote from: Rocketman on Fri 30, Oct 2009, 01:38:01
Quote from: junior on Wed 28, Oct 2009, 16:34:32
well its no joke i have a name that every high school english teacher mispronounced............ :tickedoff:
They couldn't pronounce "junior"?
I guess he didn't go to school down south.  ;) 

junior

Quote from: Rocketman on Fri 30, Oct 2009, 01:38:01
Quote from: junior on Wed 28, Oct 2009, 16:34:32
well its no joke i have a name that every high school english teacher mispronounced............ :tickedoff:
They couldn't pronounce "junior"?

no they couldnt pronounce Leander.....................

G-Man

Quote from: fiddle mike on Thu 29, Oct 2009, 18:58:54
Quote from: G-Man on Wed 28, Oct 2009, 12:49:35
How would you pronounce this child's name?

"Le-a"

"The dash don't be silent".

.
That be pronounce "Lehyphona", or it mispell? "Dash" spell,   " _ "

Touche'