Senior citizen problem. (don't tell anyone but it's not political)

[John Schmidt]

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." he said with a deep sigh ............
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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

[The emperor has no clothes]

   

[Serk]

Q: Why did the senior citizen get so excited when they finished their jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."

[Chrisj CMA]

Q: Why did the senior citizen get so excited when they finished their jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."

That's a recycled blonde joke

[Serk]

Q: Why did the senior citizen get so excited when they finished their jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."

That's a recycled blonde joke

The nice thing about being the youngster of a group, I can usually recycle jokes and most don't notice.

Heck, I tell my dad the same 3 jokes every other week and they're new to him every time!

[Oss]

this is a variation on my favorite lone ranger joke

The Apache have captured the Lone Ranger and the Chief tell him you will be killed tomorrow at dawn, . "Do you have any last wishes??", the Chief  asks.

"Bring my horse, Silver, over here.", the Lone Ranger replies.

The wish is granted and over comes Silver. The Lone Ranger whispers for a moment into Silver's ear. Then Silver disappears over the horizon like lightning. He returns in an hour with a beautiful woman in the saddle. She hops off Silver, is ushered into the prisoner's tent and she and the Lone Ranger enjoy themselves to the utmost, much to the delight of the Indians gathered.

When they've finished in the morning the Chief asks "That looked like good fun. Do you have any other last wishes before you die"

"Yes ..bring my horse, Silver, over here one more time.", the Long Ranger replies.

Silver approaches, and the Lone Ranger whispers into his ear, "You idiot! I said bring POSSE!"