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John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike

De Pere, WI (Green Bay)
« on: January 20, 2018, 07:49:49 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr2NTql7knk
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Serk
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« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2018, 08:34:51 PM »


I was at my fattest ever, around 350, and taking the spousal unit's Honda Silverwing to the shop on the freeway... Had some kids in a Fart Can Civic pull up next to me laughing, I fell back, twisted the wick and blew by 'em doing around 120... It suddenly wasn't so funny to 'em anymore...



When the spousal unit was at her heaviest, around 330, she had floppy cat ears on her helmet and rode that same Silverwing... It would walk off and leave a Harley at a stop light. She'd go out Harley Hunting, look for a pack, challenge the leader at a light and embarrass the hell out of him. The Harley guys HATED it when (HER WORDS!) the fat chick on a Honda scooter with cat ears blew 'em away...
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2018, 09:40:47 PM »
Nothing to do with weight, but some years ago I had a guy on a Suzi Burgman (650) want to race me on the Valk.

I'd blow his doors off at the light change, then lighten up since we were on a 50mph heavily patrolled causeway.

But he'd just hold it open and reel me in (those are actually pretty fast).  Light after light.

It was like that joke about the guy on a bicycle who got his suspenders caught on the corvette's rear view mirror.

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Robert
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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2018, 03:50:57 AM »
The dog at about 1.46 in was chasing the guy on the bike and he ran into the concrete pole bounced off it and hit the guy on the bike and nearly knocked him over.  Shocked
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John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike

De Pere, WI (Green Bay)
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2018, 06:18:29 AM »
All that talk of speed reminds me of the story about the 3-legged chicken.
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