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« on: February 26, 2018, 03:48:16 PM »
Donald is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.
 
A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts, “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would be assassin, and he is captured.
 
Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”
 
 
Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout, “Donald, duck!
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FryeVRCCDS0067
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« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2018, 07:00:53 PM »
That is funny!
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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2018, 05:07:35 AM »
Trump & The Pope

Seeking a weekend break from his campaign rallies, Donald Trump jetted to his yacht, which was docked off the coast of Italy.

He invited Pope Francis and the press corps on board for a Saturday afternoon cruise. It was a rather windy day. The Pope's little hat, his zucchetto, was blown from his head and into the water.

A crewman began lowering a boat to retrieve the zucchetto. Trump told the crewman not to bother. Trump climbed down the yacht's ladder; walked across the waves, picked up the zucchetto; walked back to the yacht and handed it to the Pope.

The Pope and the press corps were amazed! Donald Trump could actually walk on water!

Speculation immediately began as to how ABC, CNN, NBC, The Washington Post and New York Times would report this miraculous event to the rest of the world.

The next morning the New York Times headline read . . . .

Donald Trump Can't Swim
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Gavin_Sons
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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2018, 08:59:15 AM »
Quote from: Britman on February 27, 2018, 05:07:35 AM
Trump & The Pope

Seeking a weekend break from his campaign rallies, Donald Trump jetted to his yacht, which was docked off the coast of Italy.

He invited Pope Francis and the press corps on board for a Saturday afternoon cruise. It was a rather windy day. The Pope's little hat, his zucchetto, was blown from his head and into the water.

A crewman began lowering a boat to retrieve the zucchetto. Trump told the crewman not to bother. Trump climbed down the yacht's ladder; walked across the waves, picked up the zucchetto; walked back to the yacht and handed it to the Pope.

The Pope and the press corps were amazed! Donald Trump could actually walk on water!

Speculation immediately began as to how ABC, CNN, NBC, The Washington Post and New York Times would report this miraculous event to the rest of the world.

The next morning the New York Times headline read . . . .

Donald Trump Can't Swim

 Grin pretty much
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Robert
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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2018, 10:17:24 AM »
Quote from: Britman on February 27, 2018, 05:07:35 AM
Trump & The Pope

Seeking a weekend break from his campaign rallies, Donald Trump jetted to his yacht, which was docked off the coast of Italy.

He invited Pope Francis and the press corps on board for a Saturday afternoon cruise. It was a rather windy day. The Pope's little hat, his zucchetto, was blown from his head and into the water.

A crewman began lowering a boat to retrieve the zucchetto. Trump told the crewman not to bother. Trump climbed down the yacht's ladder; walked across the waves, picked up the zucchetto; walked back to the yacht and handed it to the Pope.

The Pope and the press corps were amazed! Donald Trump could actually walk on water!

Speculation immediately began as to how ABC, CNN, NBC, The Washington Post and New York Times would report this miraculous event to the rest of the world.

The next morning the New York Times headline read . . . .

Donald Trump Can't Swim


 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny cooldude
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2018, 01:41:44 PM »
 Grin Grin Grin cooldude  Good one Paul!
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DirtyDan
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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2018, 01:54:40 PM »
Can’t swim ?

From the same people who said he couldn’t win ?

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