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« on: February 28, 2018, 05:09:01 AM »

Which came first...?

Heck, I don’t know… That’s something I’ll leave for the philosophers to ponder. The ‘what’ was of more immediate concern than the ‘why’ or ‘how’ at that particular moment… Those buzzards in my lane were staying ‘on task’ a little long to suit me, I’d thought to myself, as I eased off on the throttle just a bit. Are they hoping we’ll go around? Are they ignoring us thinking we’ll just go away? Are they just that hungry?
 
Was it even the fault of the vultures we had a near encounter, as we picked our way through the deer carcass, blood, and guts spattered over nearly our entire half of the road? Or, was the deer the guilty party for having made a bad decision the night before? Did it matter? Not really, I concluded. More likely some sort of ‘contributory negligence’ thing, but what mattered most was that we came close to adding another important and 'personal' element to that discussion!
 
We missed, but not by much… I could almost smell his bad breath as one tardy scavenger flew-up right in front of ALI’s windshield… He must have been young, I reasoned, otherwise there surely would have been some ‘used venison’ deposited on her windshield or her rider… Forest rats can be dangerous, it appears, even post-mortem…
 
Great way to start a new day! Yep, got the old heart-rate up a notch or two, and I didn’t even have to exercise to achieve it! Goliad had just disappeared in the mirrors, and my thoughts had already turned to breakfast… The clouds were still thick and threatening, but we were rolling the dice anyway. Maybe a stop in Beeville or George West…?
 
A café would be nice this time, but the Golden Arches again certainly would do in a pinch… I smiled as I visualized a mess of grits… A wee bit of barely visible steam hovering just above a pure white mound of those miracle morsels, with a daub of butter melting and cascading downhill obeying the laws of gravity… Could this be a future Olympic event…?
 
Well south and a bit east of the famous Texas Hill Country, or anything else particularly scenic, this part of the state is… unique. Lots of scrub with pasture land carved out, an oil well here and there, straight roads, and endless miles of… not much.

It is interesting in its own way, but I could easily come up with another place or two I’d rather be… Towns are tiny and far between, and they’re geared more towards ranching and ‘work’ than tourist accommodation… Worth seeing, in my opinion, just not worthy of frequent visits!
 
We were headed to the southern tip of the Republic trying our best to escape a persistent, soggy weather pattern that had set-up over the eastern two-thirds of the state. I can’t complain, though, as the green on the weather map had extended up through Oklahoma, across Arkansas, and all the way to New England; plus, it had also caused intermittent precip throughout the southeast. “Into each life…”, it has been written, and lots of folks were getting theirs' lately! Frankly, I was beginning to tire of my share…
 
It was bound to happen again… and it did. Drizzle caught us while out in the middle of nowhere… If you’ve ever wondered where that is, I can give directions! The recent daily internal debate resumed… Should I ‘suit-up’? Should I start to think about finding lodging before we reached the spot we'd planned-on down by the Rio Grande… if there were any? What happened to those visions of grits…? Even lovers of ground corn have to prioritize sometimes…

I'd been holding out for a café as we rode through Beeville and George West, so I had not eaten a thing so far that day... Now with this drizzle, I was persuaded that a stop could be beneficial on several levels, so... I was determined to pull over at the next available...

Wouldn't you know it...? Golden Arches again... I did have a choice, however, as I could have picked the Dairy Queen next door... but no, I wanted something resembling breakfast, and 'carrot top' Donald does offer 'all day breakfast'... It wasn't grits by any means, but it was filling... and it was hot... and actually tasty too! Afterward, I tried to access TWC on my smart phone... no dice...

I couldn't get the McD's wifi to work... I stepped outside and managed to get on with the DQ wifi, though, so it all worked out. The rain had picked up while I'd been dining, but TWC radar indicated it would pass by pretty quickly... happily, it did!

In and out of sprinkles, drizzle and a touch of fog until just before McAllen, TX, when it all stopped... We made the turn and rode east in search of a suitable motel... After about ten miles we found just what I needed! A decent motel with a McD's, DQ, Whataburger, and convenience store all within walking distance! They even had an armed guard maintaining a vigilant eye on the parking lot... Yep, I'd hit the mother-load!!!

I should have asked if he might be kin to the cop in Carrabelle, FL...


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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2018, 05:19:35 AM »


Could this be a future Olympic event…?

Now you're talkin' yellow grits...

-Mike
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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2018, 05:25:00 AM »


Could this be a future Olympic event…?

Now you're talkin' yellow grits...

-Mike
Uh Oh....clash of the grits ?  Grin Thanks for the story Bruce. I like the hotel security.
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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2018, 05:30:33 AM »

Mike,

Appears I've inadvertently added another topic to the pantheon of 'dueling diatribes' posts that could turn ugly! Oh well, oil and tires subjects had about run their course anyway... Wonder if Willow will pull or lock my post now...?

FYI, I'm still pretty much a traditionalist myself, but my cousin is a recent convert to yellow grits... His new GF introduced him to the subject, so I'm a bit curious if his change of heart is genuine or... perhaps lust induced... I reckon we'll just have to see.

I've found the yellow species to be entirely acceptable and worthwhile, I've just so far not found them to be superior... I do hope I haven't offended anybody!!!

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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2018, 05:32:37 AM »


Could this be a future Olympic event…?

Now you're talkin' yellow grits...

-Mike
Uh Oh....clash of the grits ?  Grin Thanks for the story Bruce. I like the hotel security.




Rob,

Once again great minds think alike! I was typing the above reply while you were apparently making the same observation I was!   Oh well...    Wink

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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2018, 06:40:46 AM »

Bruce, I'll just be happy when chickens are not questioned for their motives about crossing the road.... Roll Eyes
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2018, 07:39:08 AM »

Bruce, I'll just be happy when chickens are not questioned for their motives about crossing the road.... Roll Eyes
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Jimmy,

Yeah, I just hope that chickens can continue to keep their political affiliations secret... otherwise, open season! Over breakfast this morning, I read of another imponderable ponderment, that will hit us square in the face soon... driverless vehicles...

The article author wondered that when this occurs in Tennessee, will it mean that some country singer will produce a song about a good ol' boy suffering because his pick-up left him? These are some interesting times we live in, huh...?

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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2018, 07:42:46 AM »

Bruce, I'll just be happy when chickens are not questioned for their motives about crossing the road.... Roll Eyes
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Jimmy,

Yeah, I just hope that chickens can continue to keep their political affiliations secret... otherwise, open season! Over breakfast this morning, I read of another imponderable ponderment, that will hit us square in the face soon... driverless vehicles...

The article author wondered that when this occurs in Tennessee, will it mean that some country singer will produce a song about a good ol' boy suffering because his pick-up left him? These are some interesting times we live in, huh...?

DDT
  Grin that sounds like Country & Western song if I ever heard one.
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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2018, 07:48:36 AM »



And from a scientific perspective, it appears the egg came first (Depending on what exactly the definition of "chicken egg" is, of course.)

Explanation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a8pI65emDE
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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2018, 09:20:34 AM »



And from a scientific perspective, it appears the egg came first (Depending on what exactly the definition of "chicken egg" is, of course.)

Explanation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a8pI65emDE





Serk,

Most gratifying to learn! Thx!!!  Grin

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« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2018, 01:27:27 PM »

I believe in supporting police and all that but don't you think it is going a little too far to put them on a pedestal? 

Thanks for taking us along Bruce.  I do enjoy these tales of Texas. 

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« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2018, 03:19:25 PM »

Jerry,

I suppose that cop's 'place' would be considered an 'elevated' position for sure... Texas is an amazing place, and it's hard for me to come here and not be inspired to ponder, wander, meander, and muse... Some might say I'm all wet, and on this trip through, they wouldn't be that far off!!! Still, I'm glad I came... again...   coolsmiley  

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« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2018, 04:47:39 PM »

Sometimes I wonder how many miles Ali has to do in a day before you come up with the title for the next installment of the Bruce Chronicles.  Good job as usual.  I have had a close call or two with the Black Vultures myself.  A couple of guys that worked for the local phone co. hit one and it ended up in the cab after entering through the windshield.  They said that no amount of soap and water ever got that smell out of the old line truck.
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« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2018, 05:22:02 AM »

Terry,

Mercifully, ALI still doesn't have to deal with any residual odor issues... well, from critter encounters anyway! It may be just me, but it does seem those scavengers do loiter on-target a bit longer than they used to... Not sure why that might be, but that is most definitely not a 'safe space' scenario!

Story titles can come at any time... often not until after the story has been written... but, sometimes I actually start with that, then develop the story from it... As with so much in my life... no rhyme or reason, it just happens or unfolds... Texas is always  fertile territory for letting my imagination run free, and that is among the many reasons I enjoy roaming around out here.

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« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2018, 05:42:13 AM »




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CdVTCDdEwI
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« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2018, 06:04:27 AM »

I have to admit that I've never had yellow grits. Very few places in Colorado even have the white grits  Grin Not to self, go ride in the south more often  crazy2
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« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2018, 07:10:16 AM »

TT,

I think you have come up with a great plan to undo some of the ill-effects of a non-southern up-bringing! I'll be interested in your take on yellow vs. white grits, too... While you're down here, you might as well give greens & cornbread a look-see/taste also, and don't forget to have sweet tea with your meal!. My advise is to not overdo it, though, 'cause if ya get carried away, you might have to tell your wife you're relocating!!! One never knows how that might go over...

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« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2018, 07:15:07 AM »

4 bad things about being an egg
you only get hard      once
you only get laid       once
you only get eaten    once
and the only one who sits on your face



is your mother  uglystupid2  2funny
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« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2018, 07:16:42 AM »

4 bad things about being an egg
you only get hard      once
you only get laid       once
you only get eaten    once
and the only one who sits on your face



is your mother  uglystupid2  2funny
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« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2018, 03:20:25 PM »

Henry,

That really 'cracks' me up! I think I'll go have an omelet...

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