Private Pool

[RonBou]

On a hot summer afternoon a beautiful young woman came across a secluded pool, largely hidden from view by a row of bushes. After checking that nobody was around, she took off all her clothes, but just as she was about to jump in, a man appeared from behind the bushes.

"I've been watching you!" he yelled, "This is private farm land, and I'm the owner. Swimming in this pool is strictly prohibited."

"You could have told me that before I undressed!" she said.

The farmer replied: "Swimming is prohibited; undressing isn't."

[RonBou]

 A blonde woman is down on her luck so she decides to kidnap a child to try to get some extra cash.

She goes to a local park, grabs a kid and pulls him behind a tree. She writes a not that says: "I have kidnapped your kid. Please put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the oak tree at Cedar Park.

Then she sticks the note on the kid and takes him home.

The next day, just as she had hoped, there was a paper bag with $10,000 in it under the oak tree. There was a note inside that said, How could you do this to a fellow blonde?