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Started by old2soon, Wed 06, Jun 2018, 09:32:36

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old2soon

I can NOT relate how damn much fun i'm havin here. My ikea order showed up yesterday and the Fed-x guy assured me he left the pkg inside the storm door which he had indeed. I ordered a sheepskin from them and when I grabbed the box and headed for the garage the box clanked!  :-X Uh-W T F-over? The contents WERE sposed to be a sheepskin and last time I checked sheepskins do NOT clank!  :crazy2: Opening the box revealed I had a foot stool!  :uglystupid2: How ZACKLY will a foot stool help me replace my old sheepskin when All I really Wanted wuz a new sheepskin?  :-\ Went to ikea website no phone # listed a blurb at the bottom sez their E-mail is down and the phone# I found on line is disconnected and they have not responded to any of the replies I sent them about the snafu!  :tickedoff: Do anyone here have a GOOD phone# for ikea? I ain't upset here-YET! RIDE SAFE.
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Chrisj CMA

The question still remains.  We're you able to assemble the footstool?  They probably won't want it back so might as well :2funny:

Gavin_Sons

I heard a short foot stool is great when you get older for successful bowel movements.  :cooldude:
maybe they knew this was something you needed.

Serk

Quote from: Gavin_Sons on Wed 06, Jun 2018, 12:04:46
I heard a short foot stool is great when you get older for successful bowel movements.  :cooldude:
maybe they knew this was something you needed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q

(Yeah, we bought 'em. Yeah, they work.)
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Quote from: Serk on Wed 06, Jun 2018, 12:10:36
Quote from: Gavin_Sons on Wed 06, Jun 2018, 12:04:46
I heard a short foot stool is great when you get older for successful bowel movements.  :cooldude:
maybe they knew this was something you needed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q

(Yeah, we bought 'em. Yeah, they work.)


On average animals and that includes us take about 12 seconds to let it go.

Assuming that the right , well enough of that.