True Love

[ybnorml]

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you"!

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, "I am on the toilet. Please advise."

[Tony C.]

Hilarious! 

[Pete]

oops - wrong response, bad wrong.