The SnowMan

[markymark640]

Here's another one floating around the interweb that's good for a chuckle.

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It snowed last night.
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  8:00 am - I made a snowman.

  8:10 am - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

  8:15 am -  So, I made a snow woman.

  8:17 am - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

  8:20 am - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

  8:22 am - The transgender man...women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

  8:25 am - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot  nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 am - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 am - The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa.

8:40 am - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 am - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 am - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 am - TV news crew from ABC showed up.  I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women?  I replied, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 am - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 am - I was asked if I have any accomplices.  My children were taken by social services.

9:29 am - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.


Moral:    There is no moral to this story.  It is what we have become!

[da prez]

 How do you put a smile on a snow man . 

                                                                  Start the snow blower.

                               da prez

[Funbaldguy]