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" Old, is When ".........

Started by ybnorml, Fri 09, Aug 2019, 17:56:05

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ybnorml

Fri 09, Aug 2019, 17:56:05
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot..

'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy
and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going braless
pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action'
means you don't need to take any fiber today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky'
means you find your car in the parking lot.

OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter'
means not getting up to use the bathroom.

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Tony C.

#1
Sat 10, Aug 2019, 06:04:47
Funny! I love the alligator shoes!

8)

ybnorml

#2
Sun 11, Aug 2019, 04:39:17
Quote from: Tony C. on Sat 10, Aug 2019, 06:04:47
Funny! I love the alligator shoes!

8)

I like how the definition of " an all nighter " has changed.......

Pete

#3
Sun 11, Aug 2019, 07:42:53
Old is when being out of breath does not mean you have been actually running.

Come on folks keep it going.

Valker

#4
Sun 11, Aug 2019, 08:36:51
Old is when.... wait.... umm ... wha....  never mind.
I ride a motorcycle because nothing transports me as quickly from where I am to who I am.

Karen

#5
Sun 11, Aug 2019, 17:42:31
They lied about braless and face wrinkles...

Skinhead

#6
Mon 12, Aug 2019, 05:49:33
Quote from: Karen on Sun 11, Aug 2019, 17:42:31
They lied about braless and face wrinkles...


Yeah, doesn't work for me either.

Friendsville, TN - Troy, MI

Pete

#7
Mon 12, Aug 2019, 06:39:29
Old is when you cannot find the tool you just laid down and you do not think you have moved since you laid it down.

ybnorml

#8
Tue 13, Aug 2019, 12:23:13

"old is when" you use a pill splitter for your Viagra, not because your a cheap f&%ker, but because you only need enough so you don't piss on your slippers!!

Dan-bury

#9
Tue 13, Aug 2019, 12:39:27
Quote from: ybnorml on Tue 13, Aug 2019, 12:23:13

"old is when" you use a pill splitter for your Viagra, not because your a cheap f&%ker, but because you only need enough so you don't piss on your slippers!!


I take half before I go to bed so I don't roll out of the bed at night !!!
I have spent most my money on Motorcycles and Women, the rest I just wasted.

ybnorml

#10
Tue 13, Aug 2019, 17:31:47
Quote from: Dan-bury on Tue 13, Aug 2019, 12:39:27
Quote from: ybnorml on Tue 13, Aug 2019, 12:23:13

"old is when" you use a pill splitter for your Viagra, not because your a cheap f&%ker, but because you only need enough so you don't piss on your slippers!!


I take half before I go to bed so I don't roll out of the bed at night !!!

Always a braggart in every group  :crazy2:

Pete

#11
Sat 24, Aug 2019, 06:15:37
Old is when you need a guide and a rest break to go to the mail box.
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