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Started by ybnorml, Wed 03, Feb 2021, 10:38:41

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ybnorml

Wed 03, Feb 2021, 10:38:41
A friend of mine has 2 tickets to the 2021 Super Bowl in Tampa, both box seats. He paid $21,500 each. It comes with a ride to and from the airport, lunch, dinner, and a $400 bar tab. Also, backstage pass to the winner's locker room. He didn't realize when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you're interested, he's looking for someone to take his place.

It's at St Paul's Church in Orlando at 3 pm. Her name is Ashley. She's 5'4", about 115 lbs, and a good cook, too. She loves to fish and hunt. She'll be the one in the white dress.

Crazy Miles

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Wed 03, Feb 2021, 12:51:38
well now,, that made me laugh!!!!   thanks! :coolsmiley:

Wall

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Wed 03, Feb 2021, 16:03:15
Good call.
Sometimes you only get 2.7 seconds, make it count.

holmes

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Wed 03, Feb 2021, 17:52:59
Likes to fish 'eh?!?

Tony C.

#4
Wed 03, Feb 2021, 18:33:14
Hilarious!   ;D

Dan-bury

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Thu 04, Feb 2021, 11:17:21
Likes to fish and hunt, well with my history with women I better stay away from one that knows how to shoot..
I have spent most my money on Motorcycles and Women, the rest I just wasted.

ybnorml

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Thu 04, Feb 2021, 14:05:21
Quote from: Crazy Miles on Wed 03, Feb 2021, 12:51:38
well now,, that made me laugh!!!!   thanks! :coolsmiley:

Put a smile on my face too Steve..... :cooldude:

ybnorml

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Thu 04, Feb 2021, 14:06:11
Quote from: Wall on Wed 03, Feb 2021, 16:03:15
Good call.

All depends Wally.....roll the dice and see what happens.

ybnorml

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Thu 04, Feb 2021, 14:06:54
Quote from: holmes on Wed 03, Feb 2021, 17:52:59
Likes to fish 'eh?!?

Not sure if she can bait a hook, not sure if it matters right ??

ybnorml

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Thu 04, Feb 2021, 14:07:28
Quote from: Tony C. on Wed 03, Feb 2021, 18:33:14
Hilarious!   ;D

Gotta admit Tony, it gave me a good chuckle too.

ybnorml

#10
Thu 04, Feb 2021, 14:08:38
Quote from: Dan-bury on Thu 04, Feb 2021, 11:17:21
Likes to fish and hunt, well with my history with women I better stay away from one that knows how to shoot..

Maybe take her for a test ride and see how that goes Dan...ya know, with an unloaded gun for starters.

Valkrocket

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Thu 04, Feb 2021, 14:27:57
Quote from: ybnorml on Thu 04, Feb 2021, 14:06:54
Quote from: holmes on Wed 03, Feb 2021, 17:52:59
Likes to fish 'eh?!?

Not sure if she can bait a hook, not sure if it matters right ??
Not a problem Cuz. There's a guy down the docks that really knows how to train her. He'll start her off as an apprentice and in no time at all she'll be a Master-bater.  :angel:
Glide-on>>>>>>>>

Wall

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Thu 04, Feb 2021, 19:57:42
Quote from: Valkrocket on Thu 04, Feb 2021, 14:27:57
Quote from: ybnorml on Thu 04, Feb 2021, 14:06:54
Quote from: holmes on Wed 03, Feb 2021, 17:52:59
Likes to fish 'eh?!?

Not sure if she can bait a hook, not sure if it matters right ??
Not a problem Cuz. There's a guy down the docks that really knows how to train her. He'll start her off as an apprentice and in no time at all she'll be a Master-bater.  :angel:
Ba-dum bum
Sometimes you only get 2.7 seconds, make it count.

holmes

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Fri 05, Feb 2021, 04:31:32
Quote from: Wall on Thu 04, Feb 2021, 19:57:42
Quote from: Valkrocket on Thu 04, Feb 2021, 14:27:57
Quote from: ybnorml on Thu 04, Feb 2021, 14:06:54
Quote from: holmes on Wed 03, Feb 2021, 17:52:59
Likes to fish 'eh?!?

Not sure if she can bait a hook, not sure if it matters right ??
Not a problem Cuz. There's a guy down the docks that really knows how to train her. He'll start her off as an apprentice and in no time at all she'll be a Master-bater.  :angel:
Ba-dum bum


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