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Humor in Uniform 10/3/2010

Started by R J, Sat 02, Oct 2010, 23:35:17

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R J

10/3/2010
The crew of a fast frigate was practicing the man overboard drill by "rescuing" a bright orange fluorescent dummy dubbed Oscar.  The Captain watched as a young lieutenant nervously stopped the ship, turned it around and maneuvered into place.   Unfortunately, he ran right over Oscar.   Surveying the remains of Oscar scattered around the ship, the captain told the lieutenant, "Son, do me a favor.  If I ever fall overboard, just drop anchor and I'll swim to you."
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