Helmet sticker philosophy 101

[Mr Whiskey]

"Your just jealous because the voices only speak to me!"
Peace, Whiskey.

[Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005]

Brakes Are For Pussies 

[Dorkman]

What, me worry?    ???

[north-aurora]

I would never wear this, it's terrible, but it made me laugh. I actually saw this on the road. Enough disclaimers. 

"If you can read this, the bitch fell off"

[Oss]

LD has one and also the shirt

YOU JUST GOT PASSED BY A GIRL

The woman can ride !

[YoungPUP]

" A friend will help you move, A brother will help you move.....A body."

[Mr Whiskey]

My brothers favorite.................
"My inner child is a mean little f---'r!"
Peace, Whiskey.

[bagelboy]

Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free!

[NEHI]

   I saw this on a chicks helmet " Loud pipes small penis". She was good looking enough to get away with it...

[BF]

Yes it's fast.  No you can't ride it.

[Fritz The Cat]

If I want a bitch I'll buy a dog

[GreenLantern57]

On my old helmet in the garage.

I'm not afraid to go fast.  It's the crashing and burning that sucks!

[Grumpy]

Yes I am Old, grouchy and carry a gun.
Now what the hell do you want.

[Dr Bobs Patient]

"Only to be removed by Emergency Medical Technician"

[old2soon]

If this M/C is going WELL below the posted speed limit-call the police-it's been stolen!!  RIDE SAFE.

[Serk]

Few of the ones I have/have had:

Born Again Heathen

Fifteen Grand and Fifteen Miles Don't Make Ya' a Biker (Although that one should probably be updated to 20 grand, or even 30 grand now)

Before you leave on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

Bikers are a rare breed. Harley owners are a dime a dozen.

MOLON LABE

[oxfordhog]

My other ride is your sister.

[old2soon]

Hold my beer while i maske your girlfriend happy.

[Jess from VA]

[Gavin_Sons]

A lady my wife works with that we ride with a few times a year, her and her husband both have harleys. She has a sportster and he has a road glide. I bought her a shirt last year that says "this bitch rides her own" .

[..]

Then there's those sad f's who buy helmets with pithy statement stickers already applied.

WTF.

[hal47]

" A friend will help you move, A brother will help you move.....A body."
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[Valkahuna]

A Harley riding friend of mine has this: I'd rather see my sister in a whorehouse, than my brother on a Honda.

Hey, I didn't say he was a smart friend

I guess there are probably stickers that say this same thing in reverse?

[Serk]

A Harley riding friend of mine has this: I'd rather see my sister in a whorehouse, than my brother on a Honda.

Hey, I didn't say he was a smart friend

I guess there are probably stickers that say this same thing in reverse?

I once saw, and wish I'd bought "I'd rather ride a Honda than push a Harley!"

[Dogg]

Ok, i wasnt gonna add this but, the wife told me i had to....we know this woman.....er female anyway. Big, burly, talks like a sailor, boobs across rhode island. She has a big sticker on the front of her helmet and you cant help but read it.....rooster, the other white meat....   Cracks me up but i am not one to go around announcing it...

[SANDMAN5]

"The Voices In My Head Don't Like You"

[MacDragon]

I'm in America... so why do I have to press "1" for ENGLISH ???

[DIGGER]

If you Love something......set it free

If it doesn't come back......

Hunt it down and kill it.

[DIGGER]

My 84 yr old uncle that STILL rides used to part time be an "Extra" in movies.......

He wore a sticker on his helmet for years that said...

"yeah....as a matter of fact....I AM a Movie Star

[Momz]

Tastes change with age......Like I never cared much for spankings as a child.

[Hoser]

AMF

[da prez]

  Explain illegal immigrant rights that I can understand!                       OR
                     "  oxymoron "
               illegal immigrant rights?

                                                      da prez

[old2soon]

Pussy-it's not just for breakfast anymore.

[Kep]

" If it's too loud, your'e too old "

[~ Timbrwolf]

...one I placed on my handlebars right between my risers...its written in tiny letters so you have to get right up on it to read.....


....nosy little bastard arent you ?



....and one thats been on my helmet for a while but is pretty well scrapped off now..


.....I rode my bike to trailer week

[old2soon]

Had one on my old C B 500 You toucha my bike i breaka you face. And had this on there also-you no run fingers over my bike i no run bike over your fingers.

[billyboy]

     Rehab is for quitters

[hubcapsc]

unsafe at any speed

[FLAVALK]

DAMN I GOT OLD FAST

[old2soon]

If you HAVE to ask you wouldn't understand.