transmorgraphication?

[Oss]

I dont know how you spell it but I am referring to the ability of
a seemingly inanimate object to dissappear, change appearance
and then reappear

Today I am not refering to my keys, although they did this to me today, twice

but to my cell phone

I thought it might have fallen from my vest during dinner so rode the police bike over to check, the owner said nope we have not found your phone

I checked my clothes, the floor in the bedroom, my computer space, the car, even emptied everything out of my work bag onto the dining room table and put everything back in the bag

no phone

decided to check on the non progress of the Valk at the shop and after a brain clearing ride on a beautiful summerlike yet spring day returned home

I opened my work bag to get my kindle so I could finish a book and staring me in the face,
on TOP of everything

is

MY PHONE    

I KNOW IT WAS LAUGHING AT ME

Fortunately I also smelled the pear and apple cobbler that Bonnie decided to make today instead of last night cooling on the stove

COBBLER CAN MAKE ME FORGET LOSING STUFF

Anyone else have this problem lately?

[al v]

I have a pair of prescription sunglasses I lose at least once a year. They always seem to come back after a few weeks...

[Willow]

Anyone else have this problem lately?

No.  In fact, I can't even remember the last time I had a good pear and apple cobbler.    

[john]

                          "  pear and apple cobbler "     
         WHAT ?                   

[alph]

it's gotten to the point were i lose things, and it doesn't bother me anymore, sooner or later they come home or show up, if not, i'll just buy a new one.....

[solo1]

Yes, and when you buy a new one, they show up.

[BobB]

All the time.  I can walk up or down a flight of stairs and loose track of what I was going to do.   

[old2soon]

In the midst of servicing the rear end on the Phatt Ghurl. Last week the O-rings were right next to the tool box.  Near as I can figure they grew legs and went out for a beer or three.  Or they slipped into another dimension or some such.  RIDE SAFE.

[Rams]

I dont know how you spell it but I am referring to the ability of
a seemingly inanimate object to dissappear, change appearance
and then reappear

Today I am not refering to my keys, although they did this to me today, twice

but to my cell phone.....    Anyonne else have this problem lately?

Haven't lost my cell phone lately but I'll be cursed if I can find my computer.   Damn lap tops anyway.  Never lost the old tower unit................  Well, there was that one time.   If anyone happens to see my laptop computer out on it own, give me a shout via email.   I'll respond just as soon as I find that damn laptop.

Edited:  Oops, you'll never guess where I just found that darn laptop.   

[Stanley Steamer]

Good thing I'm NOT an old fart like you guys.......but I DID once look all around the house for my glasses only to find them on the top of my head.......and just today I was searching for my cell phone before going out.....it had slipped around to the back on my britches on my belt......

[Skinhead]

Man, you guys ARE old! 

[old2soon]

Man, you guys ARE old! 

Nope-not old-experienced.  What wuz we yakkin about??  RIDE SAFE.

[R J]

I dont know how you spell it but I am referring to the ability of
a seemingly inanimate object to dissappear, change appearance
and then reappear

Today I am not refering to my keys, although they did this to me today, twice

but to my cell phone

I thought it might have fallen from my vest during dinner so rode the police bike over to check, the owner said nope we have not found your phone

I checked my clothes, the floor in the bedroom, my computer space, the car, even emptied everything out of my work bag onto the dining room table and put everything back in the bag

no phone

decided to check on the non progress of the Valk at the shop and after a brain clearing ride on a beautiful summerlike yet spring day returned home

I opened my work bag to get my kindle so I could finish a book and staring me in the face,
on TOP of everything

is

MY PHONE    

I KNOW IT WAS LAUGHING AT ME

Fortunately I also smelled the pear and apple cobbler that Bonnie decided to make today instead of last night cooling on the stove

COBBLER CAN MAKE ME FORGET LOSING STUFF

Anyone else have this problem lately?

Wha cha mean lately?  It has been happening to me for the past 40 yers.

[Lyn-Del]

Been happening to me for over 40 years, too, and I'm a fair bit younger than you, RJ.

And it's not just things ... I called to make motel reservations the other day and couldn't remember when I was going to need them.  The woman said "You don't know when you're traveling?!"  I was just glad she asked that before she asked my name, or I'd not have known the answer to that question.

[NITRO]

This is the only transmogrifier I'm aware of...

[Bearinthehouse]

If there was a way you could  videotape you looking for something, put music behind it, and fast forward it. we can have comedy hour!!!!!!!

[alph]

Yes, and when you buy a new one, they show up.

Or better yet, you buy the wrong replacement !!  I thought I lost a 10mm wrench, now I have two 10mm, and the 9/16th is still missing!!!

[Rams]

Keys, keys are the one thing I have the biggest problem with.   I put them down in one spot everytime.  Of course, you know who.  Miss Everything must be where she wants it, moves my stuff.   Of course, she denies it but dang it, why would  I leave my keys there.   And, she changes her mind on where the appropriate spot should be all the time.  Some times it's on a different table, some times it's in the crack between the arm and cushion of my lazy boy recliner, some times it  is on or by beside the nightstand.   Now I got to ask ya, why would anyone do that.   She's losing her mind I tell ya.  There's just no telling where she will put them next.

Oh yeah, it's always somewhere I have been, at least once that day but, dang it, that don't mean I'm intending going back there.  I mean honestly, why would I look for my keys in the bath room.   I'm thinking she's off her meds again.   Gonna have to speak to that Karokie Singer Doctor she goes to.  Probably won't help, she's a little nutty to.  Seriously, most of the time, she takes my wife's side on why everyting is my fault.   Oh well, not much I can do about that.   Gotta go to work now, where's that off button?

[xman]

OSS, it's only going to get worse. For me loosing stuff  has been going on so long, I've figured work arounds. If something doesn't get put back where it belongs, I leave it out in plain view. Check out the phone locator app.

[FLAVALK]

I've looked for my glasses only to find them....in my hand 

[Bandit]

My biggest problem is I can never find my RIGHT glove I just had to say that sorry       Bandit

[YoungPUP]

Came home from work Friday. Hung my keys on their hook in the pantry. Went out on the Valk for a bit of therapy. When I went to go to work yesterady morning I can't find my keys to save my life, Hell I can't even find the hook.  End up going and waking up the spousal unit ( its 0430 when I leave for work)  Only to have her tell me that she reorganised the pantry and that now my keys and hook are on the opposite side of the door.....