ever notice how some folks have to get the last word in?

R J · Fri 14, Jun 2013, 18:47:12

Hey, ya'll got to write more than 2 words.

To hard to decipher what ya sayin otherwise.

Hooter · Fri 14, Jun 2013, 21:51:32

I'd like to make another rule,,,,,,,,No rules....

HayHauler · Tue 25, Jun 2013, 16:55:40

No rules is right!!!

Hay

Jimmyt

R J · Tue 25, Jun 2013, 18:40:26

Ok Jimmy, NO RULES.

I agree whole heartedly.

Oss · Tue 25, Jun 2013, 18:52:09

thread hijack ?

2 words

Also I am still the last word

R J · Tue 25, Jun 2013, 19:01:11

jack.
Hey Grasshopper, we got your high

Evan, that reminds me of a story, about brother Jack.

Sometime I'll tell ya about it, so don't let me forget.

Hooter · Wed 26, Jun 2013, 10:06:36

Been away for a while. Just thought I'd drop by and say, HI!

R J · Wed 26, Jun 2013, 10:20:21

Hi Hooter.

We is a all still here.

Stop in more often, we need the traffic. LOL

Hooter · Wed 26, Jun 2013, 10:31:02

If I had to guess who would be last-first I woulda guessed you would be him!

R J · Wed 26, Jun 2013, 10:57:32

Quote from: Hooter on Wed 26, Jun 2013, 10:31:02

If I had to guess who would be last-first I woulda guessed you would be him!

Thanks for that thought, but NO thanks.

I just like to stir the pot on this topic. LOL.

R J · Fri 28, Jun 2013, 13:42:38

Hey, we fell down to page 4, what's goin on, ya'll gettin tired of playing and going to let me get the last word in?

Jess from VA · Fri 28, Jun 2013, 14:19:29

How about a joke?

Jewish Tie Salesman

A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack - selling ties.
The Taliban terrorist asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
The Taliban shouted Hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment. I spit on your ties. I need water!"
"Sorry, I have none, just ties - pure silk, and only $5."
"Pahh! A curse on your ties! I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you but . . . I must conserve my energy and find water!"
"Okay," said the little old Jewish man. "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me, or that you hate me, threaten my life, and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need. Go In Peace."
Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away, over the hill.

Several hours later, he crawled back, almost dead, and gasped,

"They won't let me in without a tie!"

R J · Fri 28, Jun 2013, 14:36:25

LOL.......

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

HayHauler · Mon 01, Jul 2013, 13:23:47

Good one Jess.

Hay

Jimmyt

Jess from VA · Mon 01, Jul 2013, 13:39:22

OK, I'll try another. (Shortened version.)

Man and wife at art gallery looking a painting of three black guys sitting naked on a park bench looking tired... but one has a white penis. They ask a curator what it means and he gives them some vague reference to the downtrodden and hard life (which makes no sense to the couple). As he leaves an Irishman comes up and says... don't listen to that guy..... those are three Irish miners, covered head to toe in soot and coal dust. One of them went home for lunch.

R J · Mon 01, Jul 2013, 13:40:42

So how is Mr. JimmyT today?

Did you have an uneventful trip up to Kansas, and back home?

Did you find the one curve in Kansas?

See ya Brother.

R J · Mon 01, Jul 2013, 13:43:07

Yupper, heard both of those long time ago, but it is nice to refresh on them again. I liked the miners the best. LOL.

HayHauler · Wed 10, Jul 2013, 09:15:51

Quote from: R J on Mon 01, Jul 2013, 13:40:42
So how is Mr. JimmyT today?

Did you have an uneventful trip up to Kansas, and back home?

Did you find the one curve in Kansas?

See ya Brother.

Sorry RJ, didn't mean to ignore ya. I had a great trip to see the ole swab up in KS. 780 miles on the way home in one day. Easy peasy.
Been working on Ole Blue since before the Kansas trip and just last night got the faring from the painter and got it back on the bike.
Now, just need to get the new Metz front tire put on tonight and wash her up. Then I will be ready to ride for IZ.
I took those dam carbs off 3 times in a week because of a slow jet clogging issue. Finally used a set of carbs I got from JoeValk Santa Fe and got her going. I was starting to question my desmog, but it turned out to be the passage way in the carb for the slow jet circuit on #4 that was the problem.
Anyway, new tire, new oil, then wash and I am done... just barely in time for IZ.
Gonna have to go out tomorrow night for about a 100 mile shake down run to make sure that there are no issues.
Rode her to werk today, so things are lookin' up!

Hay

Jimmyt

HayHauler · Wed 10, Jul 2013, 09:16:56

P.S. I am tired of working on this bike every night until midnight and am READY to ride her for a bit.

Hay

Jimmyt

R J · Thu 11, Jul 2013, 00:30:46

JimmyT, ya'll be careful on your trip to and from InZane.

Hooter · Tue 23, Jul 2013, 13:27:55

Is this the end of this post?

R J · Tue 23, Jul 2013, 13:40:03

Quote from: Hooter on Tue 23, Jul 2013, 13:27:55

Is this the end of this post?

Afraid not Hooter, but nice try anyway. LOL

Hooter · Tue 23, Jul 2013, 13:59:33

Geeeze, the ink wasn't even dry yet...You jumped on me like a "bum on a balogna samich". Good day to you RJ.

R J · Tue 23, Jul 2013, 15:52:31

Quote from: Hooter on Tue 23, Jul 2013, 13:59:33

Geeeze, the ink wasn't even dry yet...You jumped on me like a "bum on a balogna samich". Good day to you RJ.

I always heard it, ya went past me like a bum waitin on a Freight Train.

Or sum tin along that notion. LOL.

I tested the ink before I posted and it was only wet on a couple of letters.

Cliff · Tue 23, Jul 2013, 18:50:12

GORSAFAWDDACHAIDRAIGODANHEDDOGLEDDOLONPENRHYNAREURDRAETHCEREDIGION

R J · Tue 23, Jul 2013, 20:00:51

Cliff, is that Spanish or latin, they both are very similar?

HayHauler · Tue 23, Jul 2013, 20:37:56

I took lots o your bugs home with me RJ. The fireflies in the bar ditches was a pretty sight to see. Also pretty hot too. Haha

Hay

Jimmyt

wiggydotcom · Tue 23, Jul 2013, 21:01:36

RJ,

There was a lot of tall tales and "wind" up in Lacrosse, but I'm not sure it was the pure oxygen "breathable" type.

R J · Tue 23, Jul 2013, 23:18:26

You 2 lads are hilarious.

Now don't forget my Birthday present and also my Christmas present.

Thanks guys.

RoadKill · Wed 24, Jul 2013, 00:21:12

What ?

stude31 · Wed 24, Jul 2013, 00:40:50

Aeh?

RoadKill · Wed 24, Jul 2013, 00:54:10

Pardon...?

R J · Wed 24, Jul 2013, 01:19:22

Like I said before, no fur get the presents for me.

Tanx.

Cliff · Sun 28, Jul 2013, 19:38:16

Quote from: R J on Tue 23, Jul 2013, 20:00:51
Cliff, is that Spanish or latin, they both are very similar?

English ,,, Name of a town in Wales.

R J · Sun 28, Jul 2013, 19:41:50

Thanks Cliff.

Hooter · Tue 30, Jul 2013, 07:53:18

Well, I see this is still alive and well!

R J · Tue 30, Jul 2013, 08:11:38

Quote from: Hooter on Tue 30, Jul 2013, 07:53:18

Well, I see this is still alive and well!

Why was that?

You thought it had died and got dropped through the cracks?

No such luck.

HayHauler · Tue 30, Jul 2013, 08:33:03

Better luck next time Hooter. I just like typing his handle. Hehe

Hay

Jimmyt

Hooter · Tue 30, Jul 2013, 10:23:42

How dry was the ink this time RJ? You and Jimmy jumped on this like a 16 year old at prom!

HayHauler · Tue 30, Jul 2013, 11:10:28

To me it sounds very wet.

Hay

Jimmyt

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