Couple boxes of ammo....

[Liberty Bell]

The situation on acquiring ammo is getting really tight, but this morning, I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped first at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump. And man was she built for speed!

She turned around, glanced in the car at the two boxes of ammo, bent over, leaned in the passenger window, and said in a sexy voice said, "I'm a big believer in barter, big fella, would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought for a few seconds, and asked, "What caliber?"

[FryeVRCCDS0067]

 

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[czuch]

I love that one.
I actually told it one time and the guy didnt get it was a joke. He asked," So, what did you do"?
Thinking quickly, I told him she didnt have a caliber I wanted.