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I've figured out how to not have any accidents on a bike!

Started by Serk, Fri 23, Aug 2013, 10:54:21

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Serk

After seeing a rash of crazy videos of insane things happening to people riding and driving, from bear attacks, to crazy cars, crazy bikers, murderous trees, etc... I think I've figured out the secret to making sure nothing weird like that ever happens to me!

Don't use a camera while riding!

Evidently the act of having a camera on your ride massively increases the chances of something bad happening to you!!

You're welcome.

Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...



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R J

That's a good use for your head Serk.

It beats other methods of thinking.

Aw hell, what do I know and what the hell am I talking about.

Don't ask as I don't know.

JimmyT, I don't need no comments for you either.

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rainman


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I think you're actually on to something there.   :cooldude:
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musclehead

just like living in a trailer park vastly increases your chance of being in the path of a tornado  :2funny:
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Fudd

Also, limit the number of times that you say:

HEY Y'ALL WATCH THIS!

-or-

HERE, HOLD MY BEER!


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Quote from: R J on Fri 23, Aug 2013, 11:35:37
That's a good use for your head Serk.

It beats other methods of thinking.

Aw hell, what do I know and what the hell am I talking about.

Don't ask as I don't know.

JimmyT, I don't need no comments for you either.

LOL     

:cooldude: :cooldude: :cooldude: :tickedoff: :tickedoff: :tickedoff: 8) 8) 8)
RJ, I forgotted what I was gonna say.
AND THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT!!!!!  :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2:
Hay  8)
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