HERPES... anbody gottem??

[Clark]

well my buddy thinks he mighta gottem and doesn't wanna go to the doc.. so I told him I was a member of the VRCC and we are like 1 BIG FAMILY , very diverse and can discuss ANYTHING.. so my question for him is... since he doesn't know if he has simplex 1 or 2 does the same medicine work on BOTH?? and how long should he expect the outbreaks to last

[Jess Tolbirt]

i am thinking when her pees she does it sitting down..

[PAVALKER]

http://www.webmd.com/genital-herpes/default.htm

[musclehead]

no, but I got a pretty severe case of tinnea pedis right now..

(and I'm not even an athlete  )

[Farther]

how long should he expect the outbreaks to last

Until you go to the doctor.

[Serk]

Afraid I can't help ya' much on the Herpes front, but this country is suffering from a horrible case of Gonorrhea... Specifically last year, we contracted what could possibly be a fatal case of Gonorrhea Lectim...

[csj]

This is a serious site and I hope I don't offend anyone with this. But they say laughter is a great remedy. So here goes........

Do you know what you get from kissing birds.................CHIRPIES!

But it's just a "CANARIAL" disease and it's.........................TWEETABLE!

[G-Man]

They really don't classify Herpes as Type I or II anymore since the advent of oral sex last year. 

[Patrick]

I've heard of Snow Peas and Black-eyed Peas, but, Her Peas ?
How did vegetables turn to sex. 
Oral sex ? Hmmm, JoAnn and I have been married for a long long time. So, we have oral sex from time to time, we just sit around and talk about it.

[Clark]

he is a truck driver and claims all truck drivers have em.. and is blamin it on sittin on the pot in the truck stop..I AINT BUYIN IT.

[PAVALKER]

They really don't classify Herpes as Type I or II anymore since the advent of oral sex last year.  

Wow.... I think oral sex came about before last year.  I'm not that old, but I wasn't born last year either, and I'm pretty sure oral sex came about way before I was born.  Dad even joked with me that I might have had more brothers and sisters if they were stronger swimmers from the start.

http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/stdfact-herpes.htm

[The emperor has no clothes]

First you ask about suppositories now its herpes. Is there something you're trying to get off your chest Clark?

[Serk]

Is there something you're trying to get off your chest Clark?

I don't think it's his chest he has to worry about getting something off of... Just saying...

[john]

                " First you ask about suppositories now its herpes. Is there something you're trying to get off your chest Clark? "   
            ???           

[Valkorado]

Hair piece?  I'd bet there are many with hair piece, but few well admit it.  We are an aging group.

[9Ball]

it could always be worse...

Beverly Hills Cop (8/10) Movie CLIP - A Message for Victor (1984) HD

[okieryder]

Asking, for the Old Buddy routine...    

[specialdose]

If you have herpes simplex.....annnd herpes complex.....would you then have herpes duplex???

[donaldcc]

  No herpes, but I can get you 2 gonorrhea, 1 chlamydia, 3 trichomonas and 1 HIV. 

[YoungPUP]

This is eassssyyyyy!   You can cure anything with some penicillin and a wire brush!

[Jess from VA]

Girls, do not worry about Gonorrhea...... of this, I have been cured many times.   

(Dan Akroyd) 

[Davemn]

Who would admit to having herpes?

[R J]

I heard some time back if ya once get Herpes the virus is in ya for life.

Kind of like the Shingles.

Also heard a cold sore is basically Herpes.

[Willow]

Tom, the answer to the original question (anybody gottem?) is obviously yes.  A quick search of just a few medical articles or the application of rather minimal logical processes would have answered that.  

Your friend (I do hope he's not you) is very greatly deluded.  

[csj]

Could he have gotten the herpes from that girl in the philippines
he was thinkin of marrying.

I suppository so.

[fubar606]

Oral== sex you can get the herp from talking about sex ??? 

[Hooter]

JUST GO TO THE DOCTOR! Thats the answer for the question. I don't care who it is. You or your buddy.

[czuch]

Is he afraid of the answer or getting a shot?
Is he an active playah? Typhoid Mary type?
If he gave them to my family, they would be the only ones with them tomorrow.
All drivers have them?   Uhhh,,,,,dork!
Purse size Lysol and a campaign hat would be a nice idea from here out.
Of course, unless the cute lot lizard had a weird ooze.

[IamGCW]

Did you sit on a Harley?

[john]

                    no coodies here ...
                      herpes is forever ...       
                            contagious and easily  contracted  ...       
                 share food . towel , kissing ,drinking glass , touch,
you should look it up ... nasty    ???

[DIGGER]

The difference between "LOVE" and "HERPES"?

HERPES lasts forever

[fudgie]

I'll send you a pic of mine to compare them to. 

[Wizzard]

The difference between a cold sore and herpes,,, you get one of them "snatching a kiss"


Dude , you been looking for love in all the wrong places. 

[john]

    " The difference between a cold sore and herpes,,, you get one of them "snatching a kiss"                 
   or vise versa ...       
            its the same virus ...     same same             

[Wizzard]

John,, My phrasing was intentional. 

[Clark]

OK..I LIED... dont have a friend w herpes..that i know of.. and IF I DO..Icertainly wouldnt admit it   just wanted to change it up a bit round here and have somethin to discuss besides POLITICS 

[The emperor has no clothes]

OK..I LIED... dont have a friend w herpes..that i know of.. and IF I DO..Icertainly wouldnt admit it   just wanted to change it up a bit round here and have somethin to discuss besides POLITICS 

uh huh

[Jeff K]

Cheech and Chong - Herpes

[Clark]

LMAO JEFF K..  and got a chuckle outa the other responses also.. RIDE SAFE 

[saddlesore]

OK..I LIED... dont have a friend w herpes..that i know of.. and IF I DO..Icertainly wouldnt admit it   just wanted to change it up a bit round here and have somethin to discuss besides POLITICS 

Ah, but politics and social disease is the same thing.