Uhh OK then

[Sparky]

[..]

Fer a moment I liked a tatooed female and then.............................. 

[Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005]

When did Steamer paint skulls on his tank ?

[Otus]

He can't even get a real woman with a Harley.

[Jersey mike]

What's w the rubber hose and hinged apparatus under the shirt? Maybe the bust blows up as a back rest...

[..]

What's w the rubber hose and hinged apparatus under the shirt? Maybe the bust blows up as a back rest...

I'm thinking someone is taking too long a look at the subject in the photo 

[Stanley Steamer]

Uhhhhh.....I'd never!!....paint sculls on my tank!!

[Bighead]

Isn't that Manti Te o 's girlfriend ?

[jimmytee]

What's w the rubber hose and hinged apparatus under the shirt? Maybe the bust blows up as a back rest...

Maybe they're used as an aux. fuel tank.

[Hooter]

Uhhhhh.....I'd never!!....paint sculls on my tank!!

  How do you even reply to that?  I guess I am!

[Fritz The Cat]

I'd consider buying one if she's anatomically correct. But since her legs are missing I'll assume she's missing other important parts. 

[fudgie]

I'd consider buying one if she's anatomically correct. But since her legs are missing I'll assume she's missing other important parts. 

legs just get in the way

[czuch]

Creepy amputee doll fetish.
As long as she loves you back,,,,,,I guess.

[Serk]

I'd consider buying one if she's anatomically correct. But since her legs are missing I'll assume she's missing other important parts. 

Reminds me of the old quandary, if you were stuck on a desert island and could choose a mermaid, or a reverse mermaid as a companion, which would you pick?

[R J]

The hose and etc you remarked about.

I've seen something along that line that the rider used her boobs for holding something the driver could drink while traveling.

Fill the boobs, stick the mouthpiece in your mouth and suck.    If ya get milk, ya got a real live passenger.

[Valkjerk]

This crap is exactly why I enjoy this board so much. So much wit.....so much sh*t.

[nogrey]

Now see, I'm thinking that the inflatable boobs are the riders way of adjusting his "backrest".

[R J]

This crap is exactly why I enjoy this board so much. So much wit.....so much sh*t.

Hey Brother, where did you learn how to spell Valkyrie?

Look in your Aviator, the reply message, for the mis spelled one.

[Willow]

This crap is exactly why I enjoy this board so much. So much wit.....so much sh*t.

Hey Brother, where did you learn how to spell Valkyrie?

Look in your Aviator, the reply message, for the mis spelled one.

Hey R J, where did you learn to spell avatar and misspelled (Not that I would necessarily know how to spell either one)? 

[Fritz The Cat]

For those who might take this thread serious.

https://www.realdoll.com/

 

[R J]

This crap is exactly why I enjoy this board so much. So much wit.....so much sh*t.

Hey Brother, where did you learn how to spell Valkyrie?

Look in your Aviator, the reply message, for the mis spelled one.

Hey R J, where did you learn to spell avatar and misspelled (Not that I would necessarily know how to spell either one)? 

Carl, my worst subject was spelling.     Don't care what anyone says on spelling, but when they misspell Valkyrie, US Marine Corps, and Semper fi, I get a little disturbed about them.   Otherwise, I could give a sheet less.

Peace Carl..........

[Jess Tolbirt]

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For those who might take this thread serious.

https://www.realdoll.com/

 

may have just found my next wife!!!

[Serk]

For those who might take this thread serious.

https://www.realdoll.com/

 

Back during the IT boom of the 90's I had a 20-something friend of mine with more money than sense that bought one of those... Cost him around $5k as I recall, and he was so proud of it...

Funny thing was that among all my friends he was also the one that always had a really hot (real) girlfriend too... Never could figure that one out...

[cmawest]

What's w the rubber hose and hinged apparatus under the shirt? Maybe the bust blows up as a back rest...

ooh, ooh, ohh, I know, I know !! its a real live boob tube.