The densest element in the known Universe has finally been found.

[John Schmidt]

Discovery Announcement ~ Pelosium:

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in voting concentration.
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This just proves that not all advances in science necessarily equate to an advancement of the human race.

[Patrick]

ROTFLMAO !   

[Felonious Thump]

 

[f6john]

   Sure wish I had Nancey's e-mail address!

[Charlie McCready]

John, you've knocked it out of the park again !!!!

Now to get the coffee outta my nose !!

[Serk]

   Sure wish I had Nancey's e-mail address!

Here ya' go: AmericanVoices@mail.house.gov

http://pelosi.house.gov/contact-me/email-me

[Hooter]

Hey, she is really trying?       

[Hoser]

Discovery Announcement ~ Pelosium:

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in voting concentration.
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This just proves that not all advances in science necessarily equate to an advancement of the human race.

That is hilarious, John. I teared up from laughing.   Would have fit Joe Biden, too.  Hoser