Friday Not So Funnies ... Early Edition

[kiwi#9582]

I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack-heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?

[Patrick]

 

[old2soon]

Jes shows ta go ye da gubmint got NO sense of humor.   Ya like pissed em off royal cause you told the truth.   Sumbitches in deception central cain't handle truth!   The funny and sad part of it is-I get it!   RIDE SAFE.

[bigguy]

The IRS really liked my tax return. They even sent me a letter saying it was, "Outstanding!"



Funny. I don't even remember sending it in.

[jima]

Yourself!!!!!