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Christie Brinkley turns 61

Started by BF, Mon 02, Feb 2015, 21:28:35

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BF

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Willow

Quote from: BF on Mon 02, Feb 2015, 21:28:35
And she's still smokin'. 

She should quit smoking.  It's not good for you.   ???

Odd, she doesn't look like a smoker.   :)

czuch

She had her chance.
Now I'm happily married.
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Chrisj CMA

I have always though she was hot, but even Christie Brinkley really needs her make up team these days.  They do amazing things with that putty

Hooter




SOOOOOOOOO, who here would kick her outa bed for passin gas? Ha - Huh - Hum?
You are never lost if you don't care where you are!

Jess Tolbirt

if i was in bed with her and she farted and pulled the covers over my head, i would start sniffing to find out where the source of the fragrance came from..
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Gryphon Rider

Quote from: Jess Tolbirt on Tue 03, Feb 2015, 13:47:27
if i was in bed with her and she farted and pulled the covers over my head, i would start sniffing to find out where the source of the fragrance came from..

Here's the gal for you:


bvergeer

To bad some things can't be unseen!!!!!

cookiedough

there are dozens of actors and models that when the makeup is removed, they are dogs.

The one that really comes to mind is the columbian goddess Sofia Vergara  who plays Gloria on Modern Family.  She is smoking hot but without the makeup, her face is ugly.  Nothing a paper bag cannot fix since her bod rocks.   :roll:

csj

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Davemn

She's fine but she is no Sharon Stone.

MarkT

I don't know.  I guess I'd do her.  If she asked me nice.

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John Schmidt

As my uncle once told me re. a lovely young lass I was interested in: "Johnny my boy, just remember one thing.....no matter how beautiful you think they are, they can still sit on the pot and stink."

I didn't like that uncle very much.  ;D

old2soon

Want to see what yer gal will look like a few years down the road? Look at her Mother.  :cooldude: Don't take my word for that BUT look at her mother! RIDE SAFE.
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Hooter

Quote from: John Schmidt on Tue 03, Feb 2015, 16:56:07
As my uncle once told me re. a lovely young lass I was interested in: "Johnny my boy, just remember one thing.....no matter how beautiful you think they are, they can still sit on the pot and stink."

I didn't like that uncle very much.  ;D

   Or, no matter how hot they are, someone, somewhere is tired of  her crap!
You are never lost if you don't care where you are!

Willow

Quote from: Hooter on Tue 03, Feb 2015, 17:50:27
Quote from: John Schmidt on Tue 03, Feb 2015, 16:56:07
As my uncle once told me re. a lovely young lass I was interested in: "Johnny my boy, just remember one thing.....no matter how beautiful you think they are, they can still sit on the pot and stink."

I didn't like that uncle very much.  ;D

  Or, no matter how hot they are, someone, somewhere is tired of  her crap!

And those two observations are much more realistic than, "When she farts I would sniff to see where that sweet smell was coming from."

I usually try to avoid saying this, but that was one seriously dumbass comment.   ;)  

Serk

Quote from: Willow on Tue 03, Feb 2015, 19:37:04
Quote from: Hooter on Tue 03, Feb 2015, 17:50:27
Quote from: John Schmidt on Tue 03, Feb 2015, 16:56:07
As my uncle once told me re. a lovely young lass I was interested in: "Johnny my boy, just remember one thing.....no matter how beautiful you think they are, they can still sit on the pot and stink."

I didn't like that uncle very much.  ;D

  Or, no matter how hot they are, someone, somewhere is tired of  her crap!

And those two observations are much more realistic than, "When she farts I would sniff to see where that sweet smell was coming from."

I usually try to avoid saying this, but that was one seriously dumbass comment.   ;)  

Maybe he likes the smell of flatulence in general?
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Momz

I'm also 61.

Damn I look good!!!!


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Bighead

Quote from: Momz on Tue 03, Feb 2015, 20:31:53
I'm also 61.

Damn I look good!!!!


Well not quite as good as Christie Buttttt. :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
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czuch

YEA YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd buy you a beer, we'd just leave  it there, and be MEN and laugh,,,,like men.
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like beer drinking men.
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Hooter

Quote from: Momz on Tue 03, Feb 2015, 20:31:53
I'm also 61.

Damn I look good!!!!



I have just one question MOMZ? Is there hair under that hat!?    :roll:
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Big Rig

Quote from: Bighead on Tue 03, Feb 2015, 20:36:09
Quote from: Momz on Tue 03, Feb 2015, 20:31:53
I'm also 61.

Damn I look good!!!!


Well not quite as good as Christie Buttttt. :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
Twins seperated at birth...  :coolsmiley: ;D

Momz

Hey, this thread was supposed to be a thread about Christie Brinkley and not about me. OK, I posted my mug a a (ruggedly handsome mug,....by my wife's opinion).

But getting back to Christie,......I'd hit that. (Hope the wife doesn't read this post)

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Willow

Quote from: Momz on Wed 04, Feb 2015, 08:54:25
Hey, this thread was supposed to be a thread about Christie Brinkley and not about me. OK, I posted my mug a a (ruggedly handsome mug,....by my wife's opinion).

But getting back to Christie,......I'd hit that. (Hope the wife doesn't read this post)

George, the good news is we don't believe you'll have to act on that decision.    ;)

Gryphon Rider

Quote from: Momz on Wed 04, Feb 2015, 08:54:25
Hey, this thread was supposed to be a thread about Christie Brinkley and not about me. OK, I posted my mug a a (ruggedly handsome mug,....by my wife's opinion).

But getting back to Christie,......I'd hit that. (Hope the wife doesn't read this post)

You'd better be sneaky, or "that" would become a moving target and really difficult to "hit".

Hoser

Quote from: Hooter on Tue 03, Feb 2015, 12:18:53



SOOOOOOOOO, who here would kick her outa bed for passin gas? Ha - Huh - Hum?
Only if it had lumps in it.  Maybe not then either, I'll ponder on it a while.  Hoser  ???
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Davemn

Quote from: Gryphon Rider on Tue 03, Feb 2015, 16:37:24
Quote from: Davemn on Tue 03, Feb 2015, 16:12:43
She's fine but she is no Sharon Stone.
thats not the part of Sharon Stone I was talking about

You're right.



RainMaker

I might WANT to hit it, but chances are pretty slim the target would remain in place.


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Romeo

Quote from: Momz on Tue 03, Feb 2015, 20:31:53
I'm also 61.

Damn I look good!!!!


its you always friendly demeanor that keeps you young, George. That and the meds :D

J.Mencalice

And tapped more often than a keg of Budwiser.  :laugh:
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cookiedough

Am sure Billy Joel got in more than a few taps on that in his younger days. 

So did her other 4 marriages as well, now she is divorced.

Am sure she is very hard to please and kept happy, very needy and full of it as evidence of being divorced 4 times in her life. 

If she was that smoking hot and good in bed,  I'd be tempted to stay married to her just for that reason, but am sure someone at sometime in their lives, got sick of her 'drama' and couldn't keep her happy.

There is more to just looks in a marriage since am sure most of our significant others didn't marry us on looks alone.  :roll:   

I chased in college the smokingest hottest red head in my classes and she wouldn't give me the time of day.  She was so full of herself and 25 years ago,  I wasn't all that ugly looking like I am now.  ;D


WNGD

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Quote from: csj on Tue 03, Feb 2015, 16:04:36
The good stuff runs in the family



In this pic. I think Mom is hotter than the daughter....what chance did she have with Billy Joel as the father  :coolsmiley: (if it WAS him)

cookiedough

I'd still probably take the younger one of the 2, but I wouldn't complain on either one, at least once anyways.   :-*