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Started by Valkorado, Thu 05, Mar 2015, 15:31:11

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Valkorado

After Benjamin Netanyahu's address to Congress Obama was not feeling well.  Concerned about his mortality, he goes to consult a well-known psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday."
"Which one?'" Obama asks nervously.
"It doesn't matter." replied the psychic.

"Whenever you die, it'll become a Jewish holiday."
Have you ever noticed when you're feeling really good,
there's always a pigeon that'll come sh!t on your hood?
- John Prine

97 Tourer "Silver Bullet"
01 Interstate "Ruby"


G-Man

Quote from: weeder on Thu 05, Mar 2015, 16:00:42
Jews for Jesus?

Jews been thrown out of every country there ever been in for the last 2000 years?    No way? 

Im dumb.   

Look what the MFERS have done thru there corporations called the IRS and Frederal Reserve Bank of the US?

Im gonna go buy a Harley  so I don't have to fake it anymore.





:uglystupid2:

JimmyG

Did the train already leave???? ???

flsix

Weeder I think some clarification of your post would help me understand what you're trying to tell us.
There seem to be at least five subjects you're dealing with here.
2013 F6B    

           ESCHEW OBFUSCATION

Crackerborn

I give up... What is the price of tea in China? I think the apples may have fallen into the orange bin.   :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2: :uglystupid2: :uglystupid2: :uglystupid2: :uglystupid2:
Life is about the ride, not the destination.
97 Valkyrie Tour
99 Valkyrie Interstate

The emperor has no clothes

Quote from: flsix on Thu 05, Mar 2015, 16:25:34
Weeder I think some clarification of your post would help me understand what you're trying to tell us.
There seem to be at least five subjects you're dealing with here.
"im dumb" I think that pretty well sums it up. I'm curious if he thinks Harley riders are anti-Semitic  and that's why he wants one?

flsix

2013 F6B    

           ESCHEW OBFUSCATION

Jess from VA

"Whenever you die, it'll become a Jewish holiday."

It'll be a Christian holiday, and a plain old American holiday too.   :cooldude:

Nobody better even think about Arlington National Cemetery either. 

BF

Quote from: weeder on Thu 05, Mar 2015, 16:00:42
Jews for Jesus?

Jews been thrown out of every country there ever been in for the last 2000 years?    No way? 

Im dumb.   

Look what the MFERS have done thru there corporations called the IRS and Frederal Reserve Bank of the US?

Im gonna go buy a Harley  so I don't have to fake it anymore.






WHAT YOU'VE JUST SAID IS ONE OF THE MOST INSANELY, IDIOTIC THINGS I HAVE EVER HEARD
I can't help about the shape I'm in
I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer that you want me to



Romeo

Quote from: BF on Thu 05, Mar 2015, 18:04:28
Quote from: weeder on Thu 05, Mar 2015, 16:00:42
Jews for Jesus?

Jews been thrown out of every country there ever been in for the last 2000 years?    No way?  

Im dumb.  

Look what the MFERS have done thru there corporations called the IRS and Frederal Reserve Bank of the US?

Im gonna go buy a Harley  so I don't have to fake it anymore.






WHAT YOU'VE JUST SAID IS ONE OF THE MOST INSANELY, IDIOTIC THINGS I HAVE EVER HEARD
what this guy said
Oh wait, I get it. It's Yoda

John Schmidt

Well shucks, there for a minute I thought he was going to buy a Harley.

The emperor has no clothes

Quote from: John Schmidt on Thu 05, Mar 2015, 18:35:20
Well shucks, there for a minute I thought he was going to buy a Harley.
Yeah,what happened? I thought he didn't want to fake it anymore ? Now we find out he is a genius day trader  :2funny:

BF

Quote from: weeder on Thu 05, Mar 2015, 18:11:11

Real Leader You Are BF ;       Discredit and invalidate    ,   that's   all you got?
DISGUSTING



No, but it's valid, accurate and to the point.  Don't need anything else. 
I can't help about the shape I'm in
I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer that you want me to



art



Oss

from the IRS.gov site  

Brief History of IRS

Origin
The roots of IRS go back to the Civil War when President Lincoln and Congress, in 1862, created the position of commissioner of Internal Revenue and enacted an income tax to pay war expenses. The income tax was repealed 10 years later. Congress revived the income tax in 1894, but the Supreme Court ruled it unconstitutional the following year.

16th Amendment
In 1913, Wyoming ratified the 16th Amendment, providing the three-quarter majority of states necessary to amend the Constitution. The 16th Amendment gave Congress the authority to enact an income tax. That same year, the first Form 1040 appeared after Congress levied a 1 percent tax on net personal incomes above $3,000 with a 6 percent surtax on incomes of more than $500,000.

In 1918, during World War I, the top rate of the income tax rose to 77 percent to help finance the war effort. It dropped sharply in the post-war years, down to 24 percent in 1929, and rose again during the Depression. During World War II, Congress introduced payroll withholding and quarterly tax payments.

   1913 Form 1040 (PDF 126KB, 4 pages, including instructions)

A New Name
In the 50s, the agency was reorganized to replace a patronage system with career, professional employees. The Bureau of Internal Revenue name was changed to the Internal Revenue Service. Only the IRS commissioner and chief counsel are selected by the president and confirmed by the Senate.


So look to Wyoming, for your taxes and Lincoln who freed the slaves for your taxes

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who created the federal reserve system?

A child of 2 Christians named Alexander Hamilton

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Reserve_Bank

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If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
George Harrison

When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra   (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)

Gryphon Rider

There are a few who gravitate towards a particular brand of motorcycle (by no fault of the motorcycles themselves) who demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect.

The emperor has no clothes

Quote from: Gryphon Rider on Fri 06, Mar 2015, 08:50:50
There are a few who gravitate towards a particular brand of motorcycle (by no fault of the motorcycles themselves) who demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect.
:2funny:(had to look it up)

Jess from VA

The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias wherein unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly assessing their ability to be much higher than is accurate. This bias is attributed to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their ineptitude.  Conversely, highly skilled individuals tend to underestimate their relative competence, erroneously assuming that tasks which are easy for them are also easy for others.[1]

As David Dunning and Justin Kruger of Cornell University conclude: "The miscalibration of the incompetent stems from an error about the self, whereas the miscalibration of the highly competent stems from an error about others."[1]


I don't know about some effect, this sounds more like the Human Condition.... ;D