Squid behavior !

[Pappy!]

Taken shamelessly from the RevZ... site.

Signs You May Be a Squid:
You don't have a license because the DMV test is just retarded and has nothing to do with "real riding."
When you gear up for a ride you put on sunglasses and gloves, cause gear looks "douchey." Besides, how else can chicks see that you work out?
Your riding body position is squished fully forward in the seat, heels hooked on your pegs, and toes splayed outward because that's what the most experienced riders in your crew do.
You think the most wonderful sound a motorcycle can make is bouncing off the rev limiter.
You have a mohawk on your helmet or spikes on your bike.
You ride with an action cam so you can post the crazy stuff you do on YouTube...besides, cops cant "prove" it was you in the video.
You rev the crap out of your engine to get other drivers' attention (besides, motorcycle horns are lame.)
When you see another rider on the street, your first thoughts are about how much cooler you look than him.
Your plan when you get your tax refund is to finally fix that crash damage you didn't tell the insurance company about.
Your motorcycle training course consisted of the salesperson at the dealership showing you how to use a clutch.
The first piece of motorcycle gear you invested in was sunglasses that match your bike.
You think the proper way to warm up your tires before a ride is a burnout.
You rev your engine constantly to keep it running because the idle is so choppy (but really its to let people know you've arrived.)

[GiG]

Signs you may be a squid:
You are 50' long and taste delicious! 

[Willow]

Signs you may be a squid:
You are 50' long and taste delicious! 

Gig, that's a clear misrepresentation.  Not all squids are fifty feet long.   

[da prez]

100 gallons of garlic butter , yum.  Calamari, breaded and fried.

                                           da prez

[John Schmidt]

100 gallons of garlic butter , yum.  Calamari, breaded and fried.

                                           da prez

Not for me. I've never been able to acquire a taste for that or kissing my great aunt....had a close resemblance.   

[Otus]

Well, of course #8 should be taken for granted if your on a Valkyrie.

[Otus]

Oh, if your melting that much butter just dump a truckload of crab legs on me.

[czuch]

Hmmmph,,I thought it was gonna be a thread on Sailor Behavoir.  (Behavwaar).
I'll second the butter idea though.

[Willow]

Hmmmph,,I thought it was gonna be a thread on Sailor Behavoir.  (Behavwaar).
I'll second the butter idea though.

We try to discourage posters on this board from overtly demeaning gender preference.