Rabid Weasels.

[Daniel Meyer]

"What do you think the most pressing issue of this election cycle is?"

I looked him dead in the eyes.

"Rabid weasels. There's too many god-dammed rabid weasels. And pistachio nut safety. Somebody should do something. Poor Earl." I grab his hand, "Pray with me now!" and start chanting in Latin.

http://lifeisaroad.com/blog/2016/02/26/damn-rabid-weasels/

[The emperor has no clothes]

   I too believe in pistachio safety 

[Mr Whiskey]

Brother, yours is the first political post I've EVER been motivated to comment on,
because it's the only one I've ever seen....
that made any D*** sense!
Thanks for the "gut laugh" & please, keep up the good work

[old2soon]

Daniel-I got an ex wife and kids in East Texas-down round Garrison way!  Rabid weasels and pistachio safety-AHYUP!  RIDE SAFE.

[DirtyDan]

pistachio safety why.....that's ..... NUTS

dan

[Oss]

Thanks for the laughs Daniel

Sure glad I dont have to do any voterificating for a while yet