Hear a good joke on TV about Hillary.

[John Schmidt]

Larry Gatlin said George Soros and George Clooney were starting a fund to get Hillary's likeness added to Mt. Rushmore. They got turned down on their request, were told there wasn't enough room for two more faces. 

[Bighead]

Thank GOD

[Jess from VA]

And even if it was only one face, it was also determined that no engineer had yet come up with a feasible method to structurally support a properly scaled 70 foot long, 300 ton limestone Pinocchio nose sticking out of her face.

Though if she is elected, I would like to start a fund to have a smaller statue (with the nose) erected across from the white house in Lafayette Square (right in front of one of the cannon surrounding Andy Jackson on horseback).