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HAVING A BALL (OR TWO) AT THE TESTICLE FESTIVAL

Started by Flrider, Wed 03, Aug 2016, 14:46:39

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Flrider

All right all of you "HARD CORE BIKERS" that have been to this festival before, fess up  :laugh: :2funny:

Listening to the radio station the other day and they were talking about this event, first time I heard of it but I remembered some of our group talking about "Bulls Balls" as an appetizer, so I decided to look it up and share it   ;D

Here is a link for some funny reading

http://www.vice.com/read/having-a-ball-or-two-at-the-montana-testicle-festival-999


flsix

I think I could have gone the rest of the week without knowing about this extravaganza. :2funny: :2funny:
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Flrider

Quote from: flsix on Wed 03, Aug 2016, 15:45:47
I think I could have gone the rest of the week without knowing about this extravaganza. :2funny: :2funny:

I just thought I would share  ;D

Quote from: billyboy on Wed 03, Aug 2016, 16:18:53
I'm going.......    :D :D


Ohhhhhhhh..............  So this is what it takes to get you out of hiding  :coolsmiley: :crazy2:  :laugh::2funny:

BCoy

 :cooldude:  I attended one of the first "Rocky Mountain Oyster Runs" in Severance, CO at Bruce's Bar. I used to eat them often when I was stationed in WY, if you can get by what they are then you are in for a great treat. In my opinion they are better than chicken nuggets, they are cut thinly, then dipped, breaded and fried usually served with cocktail sauce LOL roostertail sauce (pun intended). Anyhow, thanks for posting Jack, I tried to talk my better half into going next year (crickets chirping), she is not a fan!  LOL!!   :D
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John Schmidt

Don't need to go to Montana, just look for some Smoky Mountain Oysters up yonder. Same thing, only closer to home. My sis-in-law likes to eat them, said every time she would bite into one or cut it up with her knife, said she would toast her ex.  :roll:

Bronxboy


Flrider

Quote from: John Schmidt on Wed 03, Aug 2016, 19:26:42
Don't need to go to Montana, just look for some Smoky Mountain Oysters up yonder. Same thing, only closer to home. My sis-in-law likes to eat them, said every time she would bite into one or cut it up with her knife, said she would toast her ex.  :roll:

Yes John, but there is a little more to the festival other than just eating the oysters, did you get to read the names of the competitions  :evil:

Grumpy

I went to some thing like that years ago in southern Il, but it was the Turkey testicle festival, same just smaller nuts.  :2funny:


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jaxpalmtree

Actually the Mooner and I have been to this place.  It is not far from his brother's out in Helmville, MT we got there the day after the festival ended.  Its a hole in the wall place, bought a video and it is really raunchy what they do, would embarrass some of the Bike Week crew.  We did try bull testicals, fried up and I have to say they were not bad at all LOL  :crazy2:

Bronxboy

Yeah there not bad, I even bought a sack to go  :cooldude:

Moofner

Fightclub quote:

"Monk had ***** tits."

*Sadness*   :'(
Nice to see they went to a good home.

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Flrider

Quote from: jaxpalmtree on Thu 04, Aug 2016, 06:27:51
Actually the Mooner and I have been to this place.  It is not far from his brother's out in Helmville, MT we got there the day after the festival ended.  Its a hole in the wall place, bought a video and it is really raunchy what they do, would embarrass some of the Bike Week crew.  We did try bull testicals, fried up and I have to say they were not bad at all LOL  :crazy2:




Aaahhhhaaaaaaaa........  I knew someone would have been there, thanks for stepping up to the plate  :cooldude: ;D


Maybe you should bring that video to the next meet and greet    :evil: :laugh: :2funny:

jaxpalmtree

I will look for it and take it to Rick and Kristie's LOL

Pappy!

Like I said....Sounds like "Loads" of fun. Have to run "balls to the wall" to get there, just to be next to an a$$ hole the whole time and all for a "sack" lunch. Are you "Nuts"? 

flsix

Pappy you're having way too much fun with this ;D
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Grumpy

Quote from: Pappy! on Thu 04, Aug 2016, 19:14:31
Like I said....Sounds like "Loads" of fun. Have to run "balls to the wall" to get there, just to be next to an a$$ hole the whole time and all for a "sack" lunch. Are you "Nuts"? 
That is whats in the bag, Nuts  :uglystupid2:


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