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John Schmidt
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« on: December 22, 2014, 08:13:51 AM »

It takes  your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
 
One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.
 
The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.
 
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
 
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.  
 
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
 
Women blink twice as often as men.
 
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as  the brain.
 
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are  standing still.
 
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
    
Women will be finished reading this by now.
    
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.  2funny
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Something else to consider:

The federal government, which has Tomahawk cruise missiles and Apache and Lakota helicopters, used the code name "Geronimo" in the attack that killed Osama bin Laden, officially objects to the name of the Washington Redskins.

HUH?  WAIT!
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Patrick
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« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2014, 08:37:30 AM »

So using a cable stretcher on one's thumb will fix the other problem ?
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Gryphon Rider
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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2014, 08:45:30 AM »

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old2soon
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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2014, 09:09:20 AM »

Your last line bout takin out o b l. All this P C bull kaka is offensive to me most of the time. Most of the folks I ride with cut straight to the chase. BUT I enjoyed the stats you put up.  cooldude RIDE SAFE.
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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2014, 09:21:42 AM »

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
 
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

These two might explain why our pup likes to lick my bare toes.   Grin
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dreamaker
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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2014, 11:20:55 AM »

The thing that really amazes me about our bodies, is all the things that can be wrong with it and it can still function.
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bentwrench
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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2014, 02:32:18 PM »

Contrary to what many teach today,We are"wonderfully and fearfully made" angel
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Robert
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2014, 03:36:16 PM »

Contrary to what many teach today,We are"wonderfully and fearfully made" angel

I totally agree, especially when I think of our bodies as made to heal and to keep us alive. So many things have to work together for us just to survive or open our eyes. I think how man critiques creation and cannot create life or much less create a computer that fixes itself.

I often remember science was trying to create the perfect blood cell. They took their time used super computers and much money to finally come up with the results, the results were a verification that our blood cells were perfectly suited to their jobs in design.

Merry Christmas to all
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2014, 05:46:39 PM »

Contrary to what many teach today,We are"wonderfully and fearfully made" angel
Why yes, because we were created in His image.  cooldude 
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thewoodman
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« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2014, 07:59:10 AM »

And I would bet it all that every man who read this post looked at his own thumb during or after reading this.
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« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2014, 08:08:16 AM »

You all know what they say about a man with BIG hands.....


BIG GLOVES!  2funny
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Stanley Steamer
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« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2014, 09:22:35 AM »

3 in my case.... cooldude
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czuch
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« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2014, 09:24:49 AM »

I made shrimp alfredo last night. I was amazed at what it became.
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2014, 12:15:01 PM »

3 in my case.... cooldude

Yeah Steamer, we know all about your attributes. Probably comes in "handy!" 2funny

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czuch
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« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2014, 12:16:48 PM »

Menage a moi.
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Aot of guys with burn marks,gnarly scars and funny twitches ask why I spend so much on safety gear
Stanley Steamer
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« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2014, 01:16:30 PM »

3 in my case.... cooldude

Yeah Steamer, we know all about your attributes. Probably comes in "handy!" 2funny




Did I mention I have LONG thumbs?
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Stanley "Steamer"

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Flat6Valk
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« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2014, 02:15:54 PM »

the average healthy heart pumps your blood throughout the body 8 times a minute.

(unfortunately mine does not do that!)


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RIDE SAFE-RIDE OFTEN........GO BUCKEYES!!!
Jess from VA
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« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2014, 02:52:46 PM »

I suppose this is why when so much blood is funding an erection, men so often make poor decisions......
there is no blood left in their brain.

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RP#62
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« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2014, 08:48:54 PM »

I think it was Robin Williams that said God gave man a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.

-RP
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