Do you think this could happen to us?

Subject: THE DONALD’S FIRST DAY IN OFFICE

1. President Donald Trump and Vice President Marco

Rubio are sworn into office.

2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress

convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the

illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare

farce known as Obamacare. The new Director of

Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces

that an independent group of healthcare management

professionals is hired to handle healthcare services

for poor and low income people. They are also

assigned the duty of eliminating Medicare and

Medicaid fraud. Government’s costs for public

healthcare are reduced by 90%. Healthcare

insurance premiums for working Americans are

reduced by 50%. The move saves billions of

taxpayer paid dollars. Healthcare service in

the U.S improves 100%.

3. Newly appointed Department of Homeland

Security Chief Ted Cruz announces the immediate

deployment of troops to the U.S. Mexico border

to control illegal immigration and the immediate

deportation of illegals with criminal records or

links to terrorist groups. New bio-encrypted Social

Security IDs are required by every American citizen.

Birthright is abolished. All immigration from countries

that represent a threat to the safety of American

citizens is terminated indefinitely. The move saves

American taxpayers billions of dollars. Several

prisons are closed.

4. Newly appointed Secretary of Business and

Economic Development Carly Fiorina eliminates

more than half of the Government agencies

operating under the Obama administration

saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks rise

100%.

5. Newly appointed Director of Government

Finance Rand Paul announces the abolition of

the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal

Tax Return form. It consists of one page. The

instructions consist of two pages. The Federal

Reserve is audited. The move saves American

Taxpayers billions of dollars and increases tax

revenue.

6. Hillary Clinton is in prison, where she belongs.

Her cell is directly across from Jesse Jackson and

Al Sharpton who are serving time for "Hate

Crimes". She bitches at them constantly from

behind the bars of her cell in what some call cruel

and unusual punishment.

7. Bernie Sanders is in the nuthouse, where he

belongs. His room is directly across from Nancy

Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews

and Al Franken. They meet for tea every day at

10 AM and discuss the success and benefits

of Communism and Socialism throughout the world.

They also wonder when the "Mothership" is going

to pick them up and return them to their home planets.

8. Windows 12 is released. It is designed for humans,

doesn’t try to satisfy the needs of every person on

the planet, doesn’t require a degree in nuclear

physics to operate and looks just like Windows 7

except it is easier to use.

9. Barack Obama flees the United States under

cover of darkness and returns to his homeland

of Kenya before his trial for treason begins. He

deplanes on a remote jungle airstrip. It was reported

that he was last seen wandering through the jungle

singing “Hakuna Matata” with a chimp named Commie.

10. Oscar Meyer announces the introduction of a

new cholesterol and fat free pepperoni that tastes

just like regular pepperoni.

11. Not to be outdone, Kraft Foods announces the

introduction of several varieties of cholesterol and

fat free cheeses that taste just like regular cheese.

12. A committee is not established to determine

what is causing global cooling. Billions of taxpayer

dollars are saved.

13. Dead people are no longer allowed to vote in

Chicago, a huge blow for the Democrat Party in the

State of Illinois.

And this my friends constitutes THE PERFECT DAY!