Alien
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Ride Safe, Be Kind
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I swear, I didn't read the sign until after I got off the bike...  Ride Safe, Alien |
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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2017, 02:13:15 AM » |
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That takes balls
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Mike Luken
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2017, 04:58:35 AM » |
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I'm not going in. I'm worried about the cover charge.
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Chrisj CMA
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2017, 05:00:26 AM » |
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Brings a new meaning to ALL BALLS
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Oss
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The lower Hudson Valley
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2017, 05:08:23 AM » |
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feet....don't fail me now
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If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
George Harrison
When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2017, 05:53:13 AM » |
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(Old jokes, original author unknown)
A young man stopped at a local restaurant after a day of roaming around in Mexico.
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table.
It looked good.
It smelled good.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The visitor, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on holiday down here! Bring me an order!"
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"
The next morning, the man returned, placed his order, and then that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull he wins."
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...  IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2017, 08:40:54 AM » |
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Early Gay Bar?
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John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2017, 12:03:32 PM » |
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Judging by the weeds growing up around there I assume they don't get much business. I believe back east those are referred to as Smoky Mtn. oysters, another "delicacy" I never cared for. I do remember as a kid helping castrate young pigs, my uncle's big St. Bernard used to sit patiently by. My uncle would toss the just removed "delicacy" to the dog and he'd chomp it up in one gulp. Always made me cringe a little, I imagine the pigs didn't like it much either.  |
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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2017, 01:07:29 PM » |
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Geography makes a difference. Rocky MTN oysters out here.
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The emperor has no clothes
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« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2017, 01:53:30 PM » |
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Geography makes a difference. Rocky MTN oysters out here.
Thats all I've ever heard them called. But I've lived this side of the Mississippi most of my life. |
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« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2017, 02:03:25 PM » |
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Ground zero ?
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Do it while you can. I did.... it my way
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fudgie
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Better to be judged by 12, then carried by 6.
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« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2017, 02:05:22 PM » |
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Weekend at Fudgie's  best one yet ! Hey!  |
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2017, 02:07:18 PM » |
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Balls, said the queen. If I had two, I'd be king.
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« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2017, 02:17:57 PM » |
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Must be a Harley Dealer.....
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J.Mencalice
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"When You're Dead, Your Bank Account Goes to Zero"
Livin' Better Side of The Great Divide
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« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2017, 03:16:41 PM » |
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Balls, said the queen. If I had two, I'd be king.
Ahhh, but it takes twelve inches to be a ruler.  |
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"The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive." Bill Watterson
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« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2017, 04:27:28 PM » |
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I'm sure some of you know there is a festival every year.Thousands attend it.They say it's awesome.If you live near by you could make it a RTE.enjoy
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« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2017, 04:24:45 AM » |
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Shopping for a new set after the divorce, somehow found this  |
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« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2017, 04:39:21 AM » |
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"Balls in" (Well not ME ! - just repeating the saying)
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RainMaker
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« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2017, 05:46:54 AM » |
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"Come on in, we're having a ball!"
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gordonv
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« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2017, 07:27:18 PM » |
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Did you watch Long Way Around? Ewan McGregor and Charley Bowman.
The part where they where in a urt in Mongolea or somewhere, eating from a pot of 100's of fresh "oysters" after the annual herd snipping. A deliciously for the locals.
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« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2017, 08:15:08 PM » |
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Did you watch Long way Around? Ewan McGregor and Charley Bowman.
The part where they where in a urt in Mongolea or somewhere, eating from a pop of 100's of fresh "oysters" after the annual herd snipping. A deliciously for the locals.
I watched it, loved that show! Never seen two guys look so grim!! |
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