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« Reply #880 on: January 27, 2024, 02:04:51 PM » |
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I'm so old that I've actually dialed a rotary phone before, while listening to an 8 track, next to a black & white TV with aluminum foil on top of its rabbit ear antennas!
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #881 on: January 27, 2024, 03:57:43 PM » |
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OK Carl, here's a joke. We got a notice in the mail about state gov't. pushing renewable energy, specifically solar, and you get some kind of financial assistance to do so. That's where the joke is...the sun actually has to shine. So much for that idea, if I want to see what the sun looks like I go online to find pictures of it...it does look familiar. Here's hoping I get to rekindle a relationship with it starting next month when we go to Florida for a few weeks.  |
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« Reply #882 on: January 27, 2024, 06:36:30 PM » |
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I don't know where in Florida you'll be headed but you'll probably see some sun. Here in Orlando, my air conditioning has been kicking on and off the last few days. But we're headed for a cool down the next week or so, high 60's-low 70's (daytime).  |
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« Reply #883 on: January 27, 2024, 06:50:39 PM » |
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Weather emergency in Florida! Severe weather! High only 53! Dress in layers, limit time outdoors!  You do gotta watch out for the falling iguanas in these frigid temperatures as well...  |
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...  IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
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« Reply #884 on: January 28, 2024, 03:02:01 PM » |
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Iguanas become incapacitated below 40 degrees? After living in Florida for 53 wonderful years, so do I!
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« Reply #885 on: January 30, 2024, 09:33:40 AM » |
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That last paragraph reminds me of my upstairs neighbor...a young "lady" recently graduated from college and now impressing 4th graders in her first teaching job. Needless to say, I/we live in an apartment on the bottom floor. Until recently our upstairs neighbor was a hardworking mom and her teenage son, they caused no problems and were good friends. Next, in moves Ms. Hotpants, about 23, and she has a boyfriend that visits almost every weekend. Ms. Hotpants bedroom is directly above our master bedroom. You can take if from there! |
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« Reply #886 on: January 30, 2024, 09:59:03 AM » |
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That last paragraph reminds me of my upstairs neighbor...a young "lady" recently graduated from college and now impressing 4th graders in her first teaching job. Needless to say, I/we live in an apartment on the bottom floor. Until recently our upstairs neighbor was a hardworking mom and her teenage son, they caused no problems and were good friends. Next, in moves Ms. Hotpants, about 23, and she has a boyfriend that visits almost every weekend. Ms. Hotpants bedroom is directly above our master bedroom. You can take if from there! Just gonna leave this here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IRB0sxw-YU |
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« Reply #887 on: January 30, 2024, 02:06:45 PM » |
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That's hilarious but...if done here would quickly involve their efforts to find a new home. No disturbing noise from 10:00pm-7:00am such as running the dishwasher, the washing machine or dryer, vacuum cleaner, etc. Late parties are ok as long as neighbors are either invited or asked and are ok with it. The young gal upstairs is the youngest in the building, the nearest to her age are in their 60's. Nancy has decided to talk to her about using a bit more discretion when Mr. Hot Rocks pays a visit...5am and 2am just ain't cutting it. |
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« Reply #888 on: January 31, 2024, 07:16:16 AM » |
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I got so drunk last night that I crossed the dance floor to go get another drink and I won the dance contest.....
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« Reply #889 on: January 31, 2024, 08:05:10 AM » |
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That awkward moment when a Zombie looking for brains to eat walks right past you.....
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« Reply #890 on: February 01, 2024, 04:26:36 PM » |
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Some people drink deeply from the well of knowledge....
Some just rinse and spit...
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« Reply #891 on: February 04, 2024, 12:15:55 PM » |
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Listening to a country song today about a guy who had a hard day at work and the lyrics say
"half of me wants a good cold beer.....the other half does too."
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« Reply #892 on: February 05, 2024, 01:52:55 PM » |
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Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!
... That actually is an excerpt from the first part of a prayer used in recovery groups. It goes: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. It is a prayer meaningful to all of us and is really not a joke.  |
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« Reply #893 on: February 05, 2024, 01:58:48 PM » |
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« Reply #894 on: February 05, 2024, 02:19:37 PM » |
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( JOKE)
Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!
(NOT JOKE)
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference
(Not that difficult)
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« Reply #895 on: February 05, 2024, 04:03:24 PM » |
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Really ?  It was removed .. I like the Joke One that is pretty funny..  Like or the friends to help me bury the body when I call Yeah Winter is getting to folks  |
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It's a Poor Craftsman who blames their Tools !
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« Reply #896 on: February 05, 2024, 04:27:52 PM » |
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Really ? It was removed .. I like the Joke One that is pretty funny.. Like or the friends to help me bury the body when I call Yeah Winter is getting to folks No, it was not removed. |
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« Reply #897 on: February 05, 2024, 04:45:31 PM » |
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Oh OK so why did they say, it was removed ??
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« Reply #898 on: February 05, 2024, 05:06:05 PM » |
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Oh OK so why did they say, it was removed ?? I believe he must've been referring to something else that was removed. |
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« Reply #899 on: February 05, 2024, 06:37:18 PM » |
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« Reply #900 on: February 05, 2024, 09:00:02 PM » |
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From Facebook....
Cop: "Maam...whats in the bottle?"
Lady: " Oh...its just water"
Cop: "No Maam thats wine"
Lady: "OMG!!!...Jesus did it again!!"
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« Reply #901 on: February 06, 2024, 07:03:55 AM » |
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"DON'T TOUCH" must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille.
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« Reply #902 on: February 06, 2024, 07:06:02 AM » |
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Never walk a mile in my shoes....
You will just end up drunk, lost, and looking for your shoes....
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« Reply #903 on: February 06, 2024, 07:09:30 AM » |
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Gypsy lady sitting around a small table
with her crystal ball and a lady customer: "Your husband will meet a violent and horrific death"....
Lady customer: "Will I be convicted?"......
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« Reply #904 on: February 06, 2024, 07:18:04 AM » |
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Burgular broke into my house last nite. I confronted him and asked what he was doing. He said he was looking for money.....so I started helping him look.
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« Reply #905 on: February 06, 2024, 11:24:58 AM » |
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My uncle just texted me asking what IDK means.
I said...I don't know.
He said...damn, nobody does.
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« Reply #906 on: February 06, 2024, 11:54:19 AM » |
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My uncle just texted me asking what IDK means.
I said...I don't know.
He said...damn, nobody does.
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« Reply #907 on: February 06, 2024, 01:30:12 PM » |
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« Reply #908 on: February 06, 2024, 01:32:26 PM » |
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« Reply #909 on: February 07, 2024, 04:20:05 AM » |
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« Reply #910 on: February 07, 2024, 11:43:05 AM » |
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From Babylon Bee (Satire)
Thanks to the stellar widespread work of TikTok influencers, Satan has announced his intention to retire early. Despite his 6000-year career of spreading evil and hatred across the globe, he has come to terms with the fact that he just can’t keep up with the output of filth and vitriol found on TikTok. Sad.
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« Reply #911 on: February 08, 2024, 07:15:40 AM » |
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A fella once asked me what a "Hoedown" was and
I told him it was like a "Shindig" but more like a "Hootenanny".
I could tell he was still confused because his
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« Reply #912 on: February 09, 2024, 06:16:58 AM » |
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« Reply #913 on: February 09, 2024, 12:40:17 PM » |
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« Reply #914 on: February 10, 2024, 08:28:30 AM » |
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I killed the joke thread
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« Reply #915 on: February 13, 2024, 04:36:25 AM » |
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« Reply #916 on: February 13, 2024, 04:38:01 AM » |
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« Reply #917 on: February 14, 2024, 07:35:45 AM » |
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In all my 60 yrs of riding motorcycles I have never crashed my bike......
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« Reply #918 on: February 14, 2024, 09:26:39 AM » |
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I dont know how many cookies it takes to make you really happy.....
But so far its not 27 of em....
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« Reply #919 on: February 14, 2024, 10:27:10 AM » |
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I dont know how many cookies it takes to make you really happy.....
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