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Author Topic: the difference between a girlfriend and a wife  (Read 651 times)
rocketray
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« on: July 11, 2018, 12:09:13 AM »

50 pounds  .....or....one says yes and one says no.....
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Pete
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« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2018, 03:47:01 AM »

Suggestion:

Your digging you own grave, I hope that neither ever sees what you posted.
Might want to add a disclaimer to the post or at least a smiley
Better yet a complete denial.     Smiley

I was not here and I did not see anything.
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baird4444
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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2018, 05:01:46 AM »

Dude, you've been hacked by the Russians!!
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DIGGER
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« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2018, 05:10:09 AM »

50 pounds  .....or....one says yes and one says no.....

Yeah....but you married one for a reason...ha
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2018, 07:49:34 AM »

50 pounds  .....or....one says yes and one says no.....

Yeah....but you married one for a reason...ha

Yeah.... but 30 years ago they said yes more often.  And were occasionally a little enthusiastic about it.  Grin 
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Wizzard
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« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2018, 08:25:04 AM »

One says "Gee honey, you are the best I ever had" and the other says "Biege,, I think I will paint the ceiling beige"
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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2018, 08:44:04 AM »

If you are truly a lucky guy, they are one in the same. smitten
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Wizzard
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Bald River Falls

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« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2018, 08:50:17 AM »

If you are truly a lucky guy, they are one in the same. smitten

I am one of the lucky ones. But jokes are fun anyhow.  cooldude
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« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2018, 09:12:31 AM »

One says "Gee honey, you are the best I ever had" and the other says "Biege,, I think I will paint the ceiling beige"

A guy I worked with said his wife once complained:

wife:  "Hurry Up"
husband:  "You want me to stop?"
wife:  "I didn't want you to start"


He told me 'Man...you talk about a deal killer"

haha
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3W-lonerider
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« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2018, 12:38:46 PM »

You do know what kind of desert puts the most weight on woman.
Think hard. Its the wedding cake.  Grin
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