the difference between a girlfriend and a wife

[rocketray]

50 pounds  .....or....one says yes and one says no.....

[Pete]

Suggestion:

Your digging you own grave, I hope that neither ever sees what you posted.
Might want to add a disclaimer to the post or at least a smiley
Better yet a complete denial.     

I was not here and I did not see anything.

[baird4444]

Dude, you've been hacked by the Russians!!

[DIGGER]

50 pounds  .....or....one says yes and one says no.....

Yeah....but you married one for a reason...ha

[Jess from VA]

50 pounds  .....or....one says yes and one says no.....

Yeah....but you married one for a reason...ha

Yeah.... but 30 years ago they said yes more often.  And were occasionally a little enthusiastic about it.   

[Wizzard]

One says "Gee honey, you are the best I ever had" and the other says "Biege,, I think I will paint the ceiling beige"

[RainMaker]

If you are truly a lucky guy, they are one in the same.

[Wizzard]

If you are truly a lucky guy, they are one in the same.

I am one of the lucky ones. But jokes are fun anyhow. 

[DIGGER]

One says "Gee honey, you are the best I ever had" and the other says "Biege,, I think I will paint the ceiling beige"

A guy I worked with said his wife once complained:

wife:  "Hurry Up"
husband:  "You want me to stop?"
wife:  "I didn't want you to start"


He told me 'Man...you talk about a deal killer"

haha

[3W-lonerider]

You do know what kind of desert puts the most weight on woman.
Think hard. Its the wedding cake.