Thinking it's time for a joke thread.
TrapperAH1G:
I watched my dog chase his tail for 15 minutes, and thought, "Wow, dogs are so easily entertained." Then I realized I just wateched my dog chase his tail for 15 minutes.
TrapperAH1G:
They say "The machines of the future will be as smart as people." Okay, but which people? Because it's kind of matters quite a bit!
TrapperAH1G:
I urge you to take care of yourselves and avoid accidents because spare parts for ole models like us are no longer in stock.
Lilttle boy to the lady at the pet shop: "Excuse me, do you have any rabbits?" Lady responds: "Aww, sweetie do you want a white rabbit, a soft fluffy black rabbit, or the little brown rabbit over there?" Little boy answers: "I don't really think my python cares."
After reading the negative effects of drinking and smoking, I've decided to quit reading.
Went the whole day without a nap, pulled an all-dayer.
Sign in a McDonals's window " Great news! We found Mark's finger! Safe to order fries again!"
If I die riding my bike, don't cry for me! Instead, smile for me and know I died doing what I love and with a smile on my face.
Once upon a time there was a little boy who really loved motorcycles. It was me. The end.
Education is important. Riding is imporanter.
Sometimes the supply of available profanity does not meet my daily needs!
LadyDraco:
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, "Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an “ahole”.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So Jim called him a “d*ck head”.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then, our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
LadyDraco:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7MlyI3gbxj4?t=3&feature=share
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